douchecanon

One who systematically gives birth to those regarded by most of society as "douches." See also: abstinence only education

Barbara Bush gave birth to George W. Bush, Jr. and Jeb Bush, making her a douchecanon.

by SkyeBear August 23, 2011

Douchecanoe

a slightly classier (but only slightly) version of a douchebag

That dude is a real douchecanoe, how can he say that?

by xxMaybexx June 6, 2013

doucheband

a hardcore/ screamo band full of gay scene douche bags.

ZOMG did you go to lifeSPOT and see defending the pilot?!?!

NO, that is a doucheband.

by matthew blah blah blahblah March 12, 2008

douchecoo

An insult similar to douchebag, insinuating a douchee cooch.

You are too sorry and tired to go out? You're a god damned dirty douchecoo!

by Robert Freedom December 11, 2007

douchecoo

An annoying, stupid, or otherwise obnoxiuously dumb person

Man, Darin is such a douchecoo!

by CrazyBuckeyeFan79 September 30, 2007

douchemongercake

when someone pulls a cheap move in a game, especially chess.

"god he is such a douchemongercake"
"ahhh what?"
"a douchemongercake"
"ohh i thought you said smoshsmongersmake"
"what the hell is that?"

by zack is a jewish June 5, 2009

douchetonomy

the study of how and why people act like douche bags

Douchetonomy class was hard, we learned about the psychological effect on others

by the douche doctor December 12, 2010