Doof

A complete and utter idiot

James is such a massive DOOF!

by WannaCurlUpWatchDisneyAndEat June 25, 2015

doof

A word describing a mix of food from opposite kinds. For example, "doof" can mean good mixes like fries and ice cream or bad mixes like ketchup and water.

"This food tastes like doof."

by casperito May 27, 2023

Bibby doof gumper

By day, a bibby doof gumper is an ordinary, everyday Navy officer. By night, however, he is a hella evil terrorist who will stop at nothing to destroy America

Me: Hey dude, you seem to be a normal individual who is definitely not a terrorist at all
You: O, that's cool. By the way, America totally sucks.
Me: Dude, you're a "bibby doof gumper"

by hellacoolbrah June 28, 2010

Doof

To walk funny like an overweight senior citizen; to act as one throwing his head back to pip out a laugh; to act as one that says 'wha' instead of 'what'.

Doofy dan, Doofy dan, you got a big ass head

by Ben May 31, 2003

Doof

The area of skin between the ball sack and the grundle.

Sam rubbed his itchy doof with his index finger.

by Sammy Doof February 12, 2008

Doof Residue

An internalized beat or rhythm following a multiple-day-festival, which persists in the mind of a person for sometime after the music has ended.

Gary is usually a straight talker and square walker but given the pulsing pelvic thrusts and deep hip gyrations that flourish from his every step, I'd say that fella has a hint of doof residue still in his system.

by BigThompson December 16, 2012

doof doof

Music you listen to when you need to let that big drop go in the toilet on a Wednesday afternoon.

Libby: God I need to go to the bathroom but it won’t come out
Farrin: Do you need my doof doof playlist?
Libby: Sure that’d great! And it’s Wednesday afternoon!!

by Youalreadyknow_ June 5, 2024