Doink

A word used as a substitute for any word needed, particularly drugs, toes, peni, and Listorene mouth wash. Mostly used by 13 year-old children pulling an all-nighter at their friend's birthday party. Side effects include but are not limited to: uncontrollable farting and laughing, as well as psychedelic delusions, and the uncontrollable temptation to watch Youtube.

WARNING!: May cause permanent brain damage.

My doink is huge!

by Kariaze June 20, 2018

Doink

A very big joint or blunt

Im in amish smoking some big fat doinks

Me and daniel went out for a doink

by Breakfastbiscuit33 January 13, 2020

doink

the action of hitting on the head with a mid range of force

i like to doink my squishmallows

by pudgethepancake August 21, 2020

Doink

When somebody is being a doink, it is usually because they are fat, stupid, or ugly. These people are usually named Angus. They act very weird and are very attention-seeking. You do NOT want to be a Doink!!

Angus is so fat and ugly... hes such a doink.

by Sldjenney April 14, 2023

doink

To exit an establishment or situation.

"Bro, let's doink this joint; I'm sick of this place"

by consune January 22, 2019

Lennie doink

Cock slap

Louise was setting her lip up, so I hit her with a Lennie doink

by Drillbit69 July 12, 2022

Doink

That one word from Hit-flashes in cartoons

Batman punches The Joker, a big red "Doink!" appears on the screen.

by Carpet StiffBurial November 26, 2020