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Howie Divorce

When she's 6'1 and you're 5'8 you best her up and break up. Then you have a Howie divorce.
My grandfather had a Howie Divorce way back when and he shot himself.

If I ever beat you tell my mom and we'll have a Howie Divorce.
by GruntToeCristy November 4, 2020
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connecticut divorce

Based on the story of Richard Crafts, who knocked his wife out with a flashlight, stabbed her to death, stuffed her body in a freezer, cut her frozen body into chunks with a chainsaw, then fed the chunks into a wood chipper on a bridge in the middle of the night in a snowstorm, aiming the output from the chipper into a lake. He was eventually caught and will never be out of prison.
Man, I hate my wife so much, I'm going to get a Connecticut Divorce.
by Bob Jamomony April 1, 2008
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Divorce

1) To separate or depart from.

2) Separation of married couples or ending of a civil union resulting in the inevitable destruction of family units and the partial if not full-ruining of the lives of offspring tied to both parties.

3) The most selfish act a parent can do second only to cheating on their spouse and abusing their family.
1) The metal sheet divorced from its counterpart as the bolts and screws came loose.

2) The divorce rate in America is above 50% nowadays despite the drop in ceremonial marriages. No wonder everyone is so fucked up: they're too damn selfish to get along with anyone else...

3) My mom divorced my dad despite the lack of infidelity or abuse. My mom is a heartless bitch who can go to hell.
by Axiomatic June 25, 2009
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Devotion

Also known as vjjsecd. Devotion is a group of related Power Rangers established in the 90's.
Teddy: "Hey, mind if i sit?"
Viet: "Devotion members only. Find another chair."
by TremaineNeverson July 6, 2011
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friendship divorce

A clean break and end to a friendship, much like a divorce or seperation, but between platonic friends.
He was being an asshole, so I had to friendship divorce him.
by madamemma May 30, 2006
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Divoone

Crazy/insane in Persian (Farsi)

Can be used to mean 'idiot', depending on the context.
I'm batshit divoone!

Divoone! Stop doing that!
by kians12 December 15, 2011
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devotard

A person who blindly follows the teachings of an idiot. They believe everything this moron says, repeating the drivel as if it is unassailable truth. See also: Imbesciple
Fox News is his only source of information and he ignores any evidence that refutes their "facts" regardless of how compelling that evidence may be! The guy is a devotard.
by Kubbie July 9, 2010
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