dicking off

Goofing around at work; especially when you are being paid to do real work.

I got fired cause me and phil were dicking off on the bulldozer.

by Sam April 23, 2005

dickism

1. a system, theory, belief or practice related to the penis or dick.

Bill Clinton's presidency was troubled by dickism.

by Jane Conanbo April 29, 2006

Double Dicking

Dobule dicking is the slang term to double penetration.

Me and my pal nathan were double dicking her all night long!

by boderickp December 13, 2008

Dicking

1. To have sexual intercourse with someone

Why should I help you... You aren't dicking me.

by Uba March 25, 2004

dickiepedia

A person who is able to provide authoritative convincing information on any subject matter they are questioned on.

Is that bird on that lake some sort of duck ?

No it is not, that bird is a moor hen, which is a specific type of waterfowl, not a duck.

Oh right, thanks Dickiepedia!

by s j c October 23, 2009

Urban Dickionary

The best porn site that has all the lingo in it.

*googles turnt fuc boi takes dank memes in the bumhole*

"Omg thot you're like literally gunna make me cum rn"

"OMG Yesssssss RT!"- first result on urban dickionary

by Spicy Memes June 3, 2016

Dickie Mcfee

noun, a term used to desrcibe something extremely homosexual or contaning mass amounts of BULLSHIT.

Dickie Mcfee, sounds like that show on Bravo, what is it... crooked dick for the rectum ranger.

by Pieman and Company November 15, 2003