Demoncrat

A slang for a supporter of the 2020 Joe Biden far left campaign for the presidency, use as a derogatory term by people on the right.

Those Demoncrats do not understand how far left their party has become!

by NoBiasDefos August 5, 2020

representative democracy

A very funny joke involving freedoms, with millions of servile people involved in the punchline.

Ex, The United States of America is a representative democracy.

by Costa Del Barto June 26, 2006

Democrat

of the 2 major political parties in America, this party or its politicians have a variety of bullshit, that although at times distressing, is often mixed with initiatives that actually prove helpful to people based on what appears to be a genuine concern for the citizenry. Democrat's bullshit is unique for being generally non-virulent to humanity at large and is thus tolerable in comparison to the bullshit of any other group which has historically wielded a similar level of political influence. The bullshit of Democrats is thus regrettable but rarely if ever dangerous. This is exceptionally noteworthy, as the necessary evil of politics by its very nature draws out humanity's most vulgar, deceitful, hycpocritical, duplicitous, oppressive, sanctimonious, arrogant, and self-serving interests and personalities. Luckily in America, these unsavory qualities have concentrated themselves to a truly extraordinary level in the Republican party, so that one who wishes to avoid these virulent and intolerable forms of bullshit can easily do so by supporting Democrats or any viable 3rd party (OK, OK... that little joke about 3rd parties was just to see if you're still reading), and vigilantly opposing Republicans and/or documenting the afforementioned evils inherent in any political system (I know that last part is redundant, since Republicans are themselves typically the evils in the system).

Democrat bullshit: One man gets a blow-job from a 21 year old woman. He doesn't admit it until the imminent potential for DNA evidence to back up the woman's story embarrasses him enough to confess.

Republican bullshit: Far too vile and lengthy a list to go into, but perhaps its most dangerous and virulent outbreaks in recent memory include submitting forged documents to the entire world in order to bolster a "rally to unnecessary war in Iraq" campaign based on blind ideology, a series of deliberate deceptions, and the unethical intimidation of professional intelligence officers, rather than on pragmatic realities. This served to destroy America's credibility and drastically weaken the War on Terror. Worst of all, it has so far resulted in the deaths of at least 1600 American troops, many thousands more American troops severely maimed and scarred for life, as well as 10's of 1000's of ordinary Iraqis whose "liberation" from their brutal dictator came in the form of death by American armaments for no good reason, and at a price tag of well over $300 BILLION dollars, with no end in sight! (incidentally, less than 3% of that total could completely update America's schools for the 21st century, a modest portion could have funded all the research we need to make alternative energy commercially viable so we can be truly independent and tell the Islamic wackos to shove their oil up their ass, and still have a boatload of cash left over for whatever you want to do with it - pay down the deficit, invest in Social Security, or anything else!!)

by FunkyBumpkin April 29, 2005

Democrack

Noun. An imaginary drug that makes people think Obama is going to fix all their problems.

Unemployed pinko-commie leftist – “Why should I find a job when Obama is going to fix Medicare, end unemployment, find a peaceful resolution to the war on terrorism and provide for all people?!”

Upstanding Republican American – “Dude, you must be smoking Democrack! Now get a haircut and find a job!”

by Shaneberger June 9, 2009

democracy

A form of government which America has never been in. In a democracy we would vote and popular vote would decide our president.

In our form of governemnt, a republic, we elect representatives which then get to vote with "our interests at heart".,

America is not a democracy you dumb fucks, it's a Republic.

by Elitist January 18, 2004

democrats

the closest thing to how our gov should be. they dont lie and they fight for the working people. if you are not rich or a fucking idiot....why vote republican? FUCK REPUBLICANS

BUSH is "the only person to make Forest Gump look smart"

by loki March 22, 2005

Democrats

A literal cult.

Democrat Cult Leader "We are TRUTH! We are UNITY! ALL HAIL THE SCIENCE!!!"

Democrats "HAIL THE SCIENCE!!!"

Democrat Cult Leader "The Evangelical Cubans and the Evangelical Conservatives are trying to spread DIVISION and LIES and HATE!!!"

Democrats "We are UNITY! We are TRUTH! We are LOVE!!!"

Demoncrat Cult Leader "Their denial of THE SCIENCE is BLASPHEMY and must be stopped or the PLAGUE and the CLIMATE CHANGE will kill us all!!!"

Demoncrats "HAIL THE SCIENCE!!!"

Demoncrat Cult Leader "There is no place in our new, UNIFIED world for their HATE SPEECH! Their SILENCE IS VIOLENCE!"

Demoncrats "WE ARE UNITY! We ArE lOvE!! OuR vOiCe Is PeAcE!!!"

😈 "Gaze upon their faces! Do you see a MASK!? They DENY THE SCIENCE!!!"

😈😈😈 "THE MASK IS SCIENCE!! HAIL THE SCIENCE!!!"

😈 "They believe their WHITENESS is SUPREME! But, brothers and sisters, THE SCIENCE has spoken! THE SCIENCE tells us it is our DIVERSITY and our INCLUSIVITY and our EQUITY that will reign SUPREME!!!"

😈😈😈 "WE ARE UNITY!! HAIL THE SCIENCE!!!!!"

😈 "Gone, gone the form of WHITENESS!!"

😈😈😈 "ARISE THE DEMON ETRIGAN!!!"

by Hym Iam December 9, 2020