deez nuts

A way to make a stupid bitch feel like a stupid bitch, without flat-out calling her a stupid bitch.

Man: Ay, did what's his name get at you yesterday?
Woman: Who?
Man: Deeeeez nuts.

by Pope John Paul III April 23, 2003

deez nuts

1)A sarcastic way of saying you don't care

Can you give me 50 dollars?
I can give u deez nuts.

by Mariah's definition's 😜 October 25, 2015

Deez Nuts

the best phrase ever, especially when used to tool females

Snoop: Yeah, so you want it on CD or on tape?
Host: How about a CD?
Snoop: CD? Well, CDeez nuts!
Host: Alright, well how about a tape?
Snoop: Tape huh? Aight, you can tape DEEZ NUTS to your CHIN.

by boom boom b July 19, 2004

deez nuts

Person 1: Yo, you know Phillip
Person 2: Phillip who?
Person 3: Phillip on DEEEEEZ NUUUUUTSSS

by Smith Dogg October 19, 2003

Deez Nuts

The hanging sacks of flesh under a man's penis. Also known as testicles.

Yo bitch, you want to suck on deez nuts. Do you want these nuts in your mouth??

by dasmart one November 19, 2007

deez nuts

Answer to the question "who?" and often followed by the word "bitch"

Hey man...he told you to shut up.
Who?
Deez Nuts Bitch

by DSTONE October 20, 2004

Deez Nuts

for president 2016

Did you hear? Deez nuts is running for president

by jpepz357 January 30, 2016