deets on the happs

The details on the happenings.

Dude: hey brah, what's up with this weekend? you got the deets on the happs?

Bro: fer sure dude, we're throwing a kegger at the hazz

Dude: sweet, brah! preesh.

by hoboballs May 7, 2010

deet

used in a greeting of rednecks, or spastic drunking yelling

"Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet" or "Deet deet , Deeeet deeet"

by Mosquito_Deet May 13, 2018

DEEF

To dry hump, more or less have sex with clothes on. Mormons like to deef so that they can nut without having actual sex. Deef sessions are typically 1-3 hours. Widely known in Utah county, Utah.

“Deef me?”

“How far did you go with John?” “We deefed”
“You wore jeans? That’s like the number one rule of deef! You have to wear leggings or sweats!”

by Analjames December 28, 2017

Deet

Verb;

The act of "deeting" or partaking in the use of marijuana.

Can also be used as a noun; another name for marijuana is deet.

Originated in Tyrone.

Wiz Khalifa, Ice Cube, Dr. Dre, and Kid Cudi all deet.

Ham: Hey man when do you wanna deet?

Matt: Oh man I'm so deetish right now.

Tony: Are you guys deetin'?

Korry: You guys! Rob smells like pure deet.

by Kwaynt December 3, 2009

Deef

Straight up, a dick fart

Holy shit Connor! Did you just deef? Get the fuck out of my car!

by jammertheslammer May 15, 2018

Deet

a noun given to somebody failing at something easy.

Eric missed a lay-up in basketball, what a deet!

by bobbyblex February 25, 2009

asshole deepthroat

The act of putting two fish hooks on each side of one's asshole and having two monstertrucks rip it apart followed by a monster cock plunged into the gaping asshole and the monster cock cums in the asshole for two minutes (no more,no less) then the monster cock is pulled out and plunged in the whore's mouth and then the whore takes a huge shit.

"Dude did you hear about james giving an asshole deepthroat to Jane? I heard he threw up in the process and then ate it and shat it out on her mom that night."

by fool June 12, 2004