daveny

He’s the cockiest out off all his friends. He’s extremely handsome. He catches a lot of girls eyes. Though he only sticks to one girl. He’s smart, and strong. If you tell him otherwise he’ll show you who is boss. While not only being cocky he is the freakiest. He’ll get you more wet than your shower.

I really wish I had a Daveny

by Wonder._ March 10, 2018

Dave Brubeck

A piano master. He wrote many rhythmical complex songs, and played along with other incredible musicians (Joe Morello, Paul Desmond, Eugene Wright).

"That song was so complicated, it sounded like a Dave Brubeck piece!"

by eggicheggibreggi March 17, 2021

Dave Thomson

A slicked back hair style favoured by car sales managers.

That's some Dave Thomson you've got there mate. Been down the Cutting Edge again?

by Cmacoriginal October 11, 2021

Daever

Daever is considered an universal name but mostly used amongst guys.

Yo, Daever, how are you?
Is that Daever?
Daever is such a brilliant person

by Master of beargreen October 15, 2021

Minty Dave

1. The act of oral sex on a partner, immedietaly after eating a large quantity of mints.

2. A Drink mixture of hot chocolate and a mint tea bag.

"I ate a bag of Werthers last night and gave this girl I picked up one hell of a Minty Dave. I don't think she's going to be able to sit down for a week!"

by oathy March 3, 2009

Delusional Dave

Delusional Dave: A person that does not take hints of dislike, but in turn takes them as flirtatious motives.

Started by several redditors.

Amy: Frank was being such a delusional Dave today. I told him I wasn't interested, he thought I was playing hard to get and walked me to my car.

Julie: Oh my god, I told frank to lay off, he pulled a delusional Dave and said "She just wants me to prove my love"

by John Malkavich June 14, 2011

The Dave Coulier Effect

Dave Coulier played a professional comedian on Full House, yet he was the least funny character on the show. The Dave Coulier Effect is when someone should be/acts like an expert on something, but is actually clueless on the subject.

The HR guy drives me nuts! He's suffering from The Dave Coulier Effect.

by Juldean Schneichek June 29, 2019