muffin crusher

the act of crushing (putting all your weight on) a woman's vagina during sexual intercourse (usually applicable to an obese male)

"So, Sheila...How was it last night?"
"It was so horrible, he was a total Muffin Crusher!!"
"Damn Girl! How's your Muffin' feel right now?"
"Totally Muffin Crushed"

by Poppadomman December 15, 2013

Bucket crusher

A plus sized woman that's taken a job in a construction, oilfield, or industrial setting. Whose job is primarily a safety watch, fire watch, or hole watch. Typically doesn't move from her position much, thus utilizing a 5 gallon bucket to sit on.

Did you see all the bucket crushers in todays meeting?

by 52crush October 28, 2023

Cummins crusher

When Tyler warden ditches daddy's cummins and the fat chick hits her head on the radio

I Cummins crushered my truck last

by Alan15 December 10, 2018

Fun crusher

Alex Ballingall

u r a fun crusher~~~~~*

by ieatpussy24/7 December 4, 2014

rose crusher

a “gentleman of an alternate lifestyle” (“rose” referring to one’s “rosebud” aka; anus)…

Although Reginald denied his orientation originally, he eventually had to give in to the fact he is a rose crusher…

by durango722 July 17, 2021

soul-crusher

Some Sweat, Some Meme. How about a little of both?

Idk wut to type in here for the sentence soooooooo, Soul-crushers are kinda nice

by Pyro-Raptor November 12, 2019

Christmas Crusher

the moment you realize what you want for Christmas...
on Christmas Eve.

December 2: Jenn- "Hey Laura, what do you want for Christmas?" Laura- "Hell if I know.."

December 24: Laura- "Dammit! I want *insert item here* so badly!" Jenn- "Too late now..." Laura- "Well that sure is a Christmas Crusher."

by ScarettRose December 27, 2011