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Synonym Toast Crunch

When one uses other words, on purpose to exaggerate or by accident because they don’t know how to spell, to build another word.
To exaggerate:

Person 1: How was your history class today?

Person 2: Not so great, I had my final eggs ham.

Person 1: Hmm, using synonym toast crunch? I guess it didn’t go to well at all?

Just plain stupid:

Waiter: *brings food to customers*

Customers: Thank you!

Waiter: You’re welcome, enjoy the meal and bone-apple-tea!

Customers: *to themselves* What a bad case of synonym toast crunch. I think she meant bone apetit.
by thatblueguy13 August 3, 2018
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Crunchyroll and Chill

Netflix and Chill for Weeabos/Weebs and Otakus. (People who watch anime)
Guy “Hey wanna Crunchyroll and Chill?”
Girl “Sure S-senpai…”
by ButterCCM August 19, 2018
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earthy-crunchy

You are so earthy-crunchy, you make cliff bars look like a slim jim.
by nudist101 October 17, 2009
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Captain-crunch mouth

the post-eating phenomenon where one's mouth hurts and might bleed due to scraping of the sharp Captain Crunch cereal against the gums and roof of the mouth during mastication. The Cereal even after soaking in milk can stay sharp and lacerate gums if eaten hurriedly.
You need to watch out for Captain-Crunch mouth if you are engaging in oral sex and are at risk for STD infection.
by GDDPHD February 21, 2015
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Crunchy Water

by JackMasseyWelsh September 4, 2019
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carrot cruncher

Carrot crunchers are the country bumpkins from the little Hampshire farming community of Portsmouth. They are also known as Worzels.
Ize a wurzelling carrot cruncher from Portsmouth, ize is.
by City Lad August 13, 2008
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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
by EBC July 11, 2007
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