Cooter Schlag

A mysterious fluid that looks disgusting, and smells like straight trash. Flowing out of a women's vagina.

Ed: How was Becky last night?
John: It was a mistake, she had cooter schlag.

Ed: That's disgusting.

by Dogisgead June 30, 2020

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antiq-cooter

Similar to what most men refer to as a Cougar. A woman usually over the age of 35 looking for a young male, particularly in his sexual prime of the ages below 25. Often found in their favorite habitat of bars and pubs.

Two antiq-cooters wanted to take Carleton home that night, he should have accepted the offer...those ladies looked WILD!

by Stevie Y July 1, 2005

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The Coot

To crash one's car.

Term originates from 'Crash Bandicoot'.

You crash a car, you become 'The Coot'!

by The Original Coot May 27, 2009

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cuffy cooter

The fold between a female's butt cheek and her thigh. The cuffy cooter will be most pronounced in a woman with a larger booty.

I like to grab my girlfriend by the cuffy cooter.

by kb83079 August 22, 2010

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kentucky cooter

When you ash a cigar / cigarette in a females vaginal area, then ruthlessley fuck it.

I Kentucky cootered that hoe.

by IsaacTheFidgetGod July 27, 2017

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Stinky Cooter

American Southern Slang referring to a woman's anatomy in regards towards poor personal hygiene.

Also reflexive with 'smelly pussy.'

Cooter is a southern slang term for a vagina.

It can also mean a woman who is hot and ready for sex.

Not associated to the Cooter Turtle.

Example 1: That girl in the Daisy Dukes over by the bar has a Stinky Cooter. I can smell that damn thing from here.

Example 2: Girl, I know you are not going out tonight with a Stinky Cooter.

Example 3: Things got weird when my new girlfriend got Stinky Cooter. She damn near skinned my back she was so horny trying to get my cloths off of me.

Example 4: Don't tell me y'alls got a stinky cooter for that dude over there? Girl, what is wrong with you?

by Fractious1 May 24, 2018

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