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Slime (creature) 

This is not the definition of a moist, soft, and slippery substance, typically regarded as repulsive. No, this is a person. A living person that you have some sort of affection towards. This could be your girlfriend, best friend, or even your sisters roommates dog. But, if you are going to communicate with others about your slime, you must swipe your pointer finger underneath the bottom of your nose, followed by a big thumbs down. Use this definition carefully and correctly, or else the slime gods will find you, and kill you.
Slime (creature) by jacobwitham405 December 10, 2019
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mossy creature 

someone who is sneaky, weird, or hides under desks/tables.
Landon is such a mossy creature; today he hid underneath my table!
mossy creature by Aurora May March 13, 2023

Silly Creature

Any animal species that puts a smile on your face purely because of how adorably stupid they look.
If your pet does something foolish or is acting completely brain dead, then it can be classified as a silly creature.
“Hey man my cat just threw up all over my carpet.”
“Truly a silly creature.”

Cum Creature 

A post Cum Cataclysm organism adapted to survive in the cum-drenched waters of the new universe. Equipped with specialized gills and visuals, these creatures are the peak of cum adaptivity. Some Cum Creatures evolved to survive on small landmasses, gaining legs and the ability to breathe out of water, untouched by the Cum Oceans on many planets. These creatures are typically carnivores, stalking the cum shore for aquatic Cum Creatures. Due to cum being a partial life-force, some come creatures are almost hyper-natural in their biology, existing only as strange, amorphous blobs of semen, while still maintaining the ability to move.
Some Cum Creatures have adapted to survive on land, such as the Cumrunner.
Cum Creature by TheArchivist July 27, 2023

Yard Creature 

Anyone born and or raised in the Oregon, or the average gas station tweaker.
Yo is that mf Yard Creature eating Raw Concrete?
Yard Creature by Joe Pickles October 16, 2023

The_Burger_Mac_Creature 

Originally from mars when it was created the Burger_Mac_Creature(A.K.A crompton,crimpton,cromptin)comes from a native species.This species is known as creaturians while powerful they're weakness's are the following.
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The great battle of Taco Burrito(the capitol of Mars at the time) where many creaturians died in a deadly civil war against the Neo-nazi north regime called the sphhettians.

While the Creaturian race are full of shapeshifters the last remaining one (nicknamed crompton by his protectors Commander_ounce and mom_freake)his last known location was in west virginia.Cromptons main form seems to either be a 35ft sphgetti noodle with 12 tentacles or a 14 to 15 year old

Cromptons hobbies include
1.hunting for any animal or person in the world
2.skateboarding
3.playing guitar
4.riding in the poosy_wagoon(a.k.a the pussy wagon)
5.video games

While it is not known how long the Creature has been on earth or his protectors Commander_ounce and Mom_freake all three have been seen as far back as the birth of the dinosaurs
The_Burger_Mac_Creature is so powerful he's been known to rip refridgerators out of peoples homes for their food and collection

an epic creature that will shoot fire at you if you get near it 

its a definition of cat on urban dictionary
Person1: do you know what an epic creature that will shoot fire at you if you get near it is
Person2:WHAT!?!!!???
Person1:it's a cat
Person2:uhh... no, it's not. cats dont shoot fire
Person1:i found that on urban on our discord server
*Person1 shows it to Person2*
Person2:yoooooooooooooo, that's cool
Person1:i know right