Catching Pokemon

The act of catching STD's.

Man 1: Look who Sarah's going home with tonight.

Man 2: It's Daniel! Little does Sarah know she's going to be catching pokemon.

by Flomango September 30, 2012

couching it

Professing your love for a supposed girlfriend in public, while jumping onto a couch.

"Tom Cruise was couching it when he told oprah the news"

by P3Ace January 4, 2006

conching

When a person really desires something, e.g. food, drink, sleep, sex etc.

Not to be confused with kotching

Jack: I'm conching for some food
Tom: shall we go to KFC then?
Richard: yeah come on I'm conching too

Daniel: I'm conching for some pussy, it's been like 6 months now!

by Dale W. March 28, 2008

Crotching

Having your eyes drawn to someones crotch - can be voluntary or involuntary action

Ken caught me crotching him!

by Motherhen33 June 19, 2010

catching & pitching

In a homosexual relationship: pitching is when one partner comes on to the other. The catcher is the partner who receives the seduction

Hey! I'm pitching, I get to choose what hole I put it in. Don't you understand catching & pitching?

by BabybleuParker November 25, 2013

Javelin Catching

A sport that is little know because it is not featured in the olympics because it is considered by some to be very dangerous.

One person throws a javelin at another and they try to catch it.

He's into javelin catching.

by Judge dredd7 June 1, 2011

catching bats

what you say when you're having a really bad hair day; looks like you could get an animal (slightly bigger than a rat) caught in your hair.

my hair keeps frizzing, it's all over the place, my straightener won't work and I'm out of hairspray. looks like my hair is gonna be catching bats.

by panix October 1, 2008