Cooties

To be sexually aroused. In males this usually means getting a boner, and in females wetting of the vaginal area. Can also mean being horny, though this is a less severe condition of cooties.

John: ahhh man that babe just game me cooties!

Jill: oh john stop it you're giving me cooties!

by RandomBlabberer April 23, 2010

Coolit

When a person is “cool” and “lit” they are considered coolit

person one- yo you see that dude over there?
person two- yea man he’s fucking coolit

by Landen Mosbauer February 24, 2019

Cooties

The reason why Molestation is Illegal

Gee! If there was no such thing as cooties, I'd fuck my neice every day!

by Taeko Hentie April 26, 2006

Canela Cooties

The worst disease that the earth has ever faced. Once contracted, you can never go back. The disease first originated back in 2013 in a place called Calvary Chapel when a girl named Canela came here. The disease will make you unattractive to anyone and you will be bullied by everyone if you have it. Your life is basically ruined if you have the Canela Cooties.

*Canela touches Erin*
*Gavin yells* ERIN HAS THE CANELA COOTIES

*Everyone runs away from Erin*
*Erin on the floor crying* My life is ruined!

by MeLoveCardboard January 8, 2019

cootie booty

The pooch on a chubby or older fat woman. also known as the Front Butt and the Vagummy (Vagina Tummy)

Man Mrs. Phillips got that cootie booty going on today. That front butt is lookin too nasty.

by alex tool # 2 October 27, 2008

coolito

something is cool; you think its awesome

"Hey! I just got a new cell phone."
"Coolito!"

by Crystaloonie June 28, 2008

cooties

\"disease\" given from one person to the next.

In 1864 an elemtry school teacher in new york was talking to her children about \"touching\" each other, so she said \"you\'ll get cooties if you touch her/him!\" and it went on from that

by asdjkgaiogjdklsjfal;djf;lksdahjugihr;aigr April 26, 2005