content creator

A fancy word for Youtuber that tries to sugercoat the worthlessness of the profession.

Youtuber: "I'm a content creator."

Normal Person: "Still struggling to hold down a job, then?"

by Dr. Conlon December 15, 2017

Cocksucker Convention

When two or more brown-nosing employees join company bigwigs on a lavish vacation to try an weasel their way into a better position within the company. This is also a chance to talk bad about your fellow co-workers.

Bryan:
Hey Paul, are you headed to Costa Rica this year?

Paul:
Fuck that shit! You really think I'd go to the cocksucker convention.

Bryan:
You did last year.

by Tatersalad2000 January 6, 2012

Cactus Content

A type of content creation that involves the use of cacti to invoke rage towards BeerBongJohn

Ashley we should totally take your big bearded brother by the sea to try and annoy him with all the Cactus Content and Fish Content possible

by Baxweavingdreams March 29, 2020

convertible

A sports car that has a mechanical (older convertibles had to have the top removed manually) folding soft or hardtop instead of a fixed roof. Contrary to popular belief, they are NOT only chick cars and are NOT cars for just old or gay guys. If you go to some car shows, you will see some convertibles that have been turned from cruisers into full blown beasts.

Tommy: Dude you got a convertible?
Freddy: Yea so?
Tommy: You're so gay!
Freddy: If I'm so gay, why is your girl riding shotgun with me?
Tommy: Gah!
Freddy: Oh and for the record, I hear you talking shit about my ride, saying how your coupe can beat it. Well guess what, my convertible is pushing out 800hp so do you still wanna talk shit or do you wanna race?
Tommy: No dude it's ok...boy I was wrong about you convertible guys. I'm sorry man. But hey can I have my girl back?
Freddy: No! Fuck off!

by eghegjsefsd November 3, 2006

consent

getting permission for touching, kissing, or various sexual behaviors. consent culture is becoming a wider spread movement especially within feminist settings. If one does not have consent for a said act, the act is often considered sexual assault

"Can I kiss you?"
"Would you like me to touch your thigh?"

are examples of people using consent

by lydja August 24, 2006

ricer convention

used to describe a car show that is mainly for imports that have extensive ricer mods like lambo doors, neon lights, crazy paint jobs, etc..

dude 1: did you go to that ricer convention on saturday?
dude 2: i didnt have time to install iceman intake and neon lights so i didnt get to go

by bilb0 July 20, 2006

Contentness

Being cuddled up with your little polar bear with lion hair, needing no words to describe how you feel

I’m feeling an incredible sense of contentness right now

by Graceling December 9, 2018