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Bogan convention

A type of gathering with drinking, smoking,noise, revving engines,burnouts, people wearing singlets/shirts with names of football teams on them,no one wearing shoes just thongs, people bringing small dogs to attend also.
Hey James there'll be a car meet doing laps in town saturday night wanna go?
No! I'm not going to some Bogan convention
by Employeesonly March 9, 2024
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cock convention

I thought you said there were hot chicks here? All is see is a fucking cock convention.
by Onebigpapa July 16, 2014
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cauliflower convention

when your friend asks you a dumb question or you just simply don’t want to talk to someone just bring up the cauliflower convention and mumble a little
Bones: *asks a stupid question*
me: oh yeah the cauliflower convention and uhhh it was ode fun
by penisbuttaidsass June 24, 2021
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screen time conventions

The phenomenon where until smartphones have been around for sufficiently long periods of time, there are multiple different conventions on how well a child should behave in order to get more screen time. Even though by now, there have been found the following deciding factors on whether someone (children or otherwise) should (be allowed to) have screen time: a) the desired duration of screen time, b) the purpose of having screen time, c) personal susceptibility towards the effect(s) of excessive screen time.
In our household, screen time conventions are strict; we have to consider behavior, purpose, and how long the kids can actually handle it without experiencing brainrot.
by Emotional Cruiser September 21, 2025
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hippy convention

When a group of hippies come together (sometimes for days) and dont take showers, tie-dye shirts, hold pointless conversations, and do nothing.
I went to a hippy convention with my friend Danielle, shes not use to showering and loves to hold pointless conversations.
by mjc2n8 December 3, 2011
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The Geneva Convention

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Geneva Convention
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025
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