The blueberries in out-of-package muffin mixes are really dead smurfs that have been stripped of their traditional clothing and put in an industrial food dehydrators. This is done to cut costs in the wake lagging muffin market of 1998 now just continued for the benefit of profit margin. They are gathered in Columbia by rebels to help pay for their Communist ambitions in the region.
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Note: people with a podium or any method of voicing an opinion believe they have the higher ground.
Gays boycott companies that don't accept gays. This is the companies choice, people. They don't have to agree with you.
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Gays boycott companies that don't accept gays. This is the persons choice. They don't have to agree with every company.
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Gays boycott companies that don't accept gays. This is the companies choice, people. They don't have to agree with you.
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Gays boycott companies that don't accept gays. This is the persons choice. They don't have to agree with every company.
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A Coltrane is hottest guy ever to exist. He is very smart and is weeb. He spends most of his time on anime. One of his favs are SAO.
some girl that is totally not me: Why won't love me Coltrane-Senpai? (sniffs back of his hair)
Coltrane: Oh god...Not this girl again...
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Yo, Patrick has a contract with the movie and TV unit, he can hook you up with some secret squirrel, cash ot!
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