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Smurf-Contra Affair

The blueberries in out-of-package muffin mixes are really dead smurfs that have been stripped of their traditional clothing and put in an industrial food dehydrators. This is done to cut costs in the wake lagging muffin market of 1998 now just continued for the benefit of profit margin. They are gathered in Columbia by rebels to help pay for their Communist ambitions in the region.
The Smurf-Contra Affair is ongoing so I have declined blueberry muffins since 1998.
by P. Kaltenbach January 13, 2008
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Contradiction

An argument that can be turned either way; one where you have no more or less higher ground than your opposition.

Note: people with a podium or any method of voicing an opinion believe they have the higher ground.

Gays boycott companies that don't accept gays. This is the companies choice, people. They don't have to agree with you.

or

Gays boycott companies that don't accept gays. This is the persons choice. They don't have to agree with every company.
That sentence was a contradiction, it really did nothing to further your point.
by might as well be racist March 15, 2009
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Coltrane

A Coltrane is hottest guy ever to exist. He is very smart and is weeb. He spends most of his time on anime. One of his favs are SAO.
some girl that is totally not me: Why won't love me Coltrane-Senpai? (sniffs back of his hair)
Coltrane: Oh god...Not this girl again...
by The_Real_One_ March 4, 2018
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contra

A form of marching tuba that produces a massive dark sound. Commonly used by drum corps
these sousaphones are crap, why didn't (insert name of band director) buy contras instead?
by Chuck Harrigan October 21, 2007
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Contrabass

A large stringed instrument of the bass register. Usually played with a bow in classical styles, but also played by finger plucking is other music genres such as Jazz. In this case, it is also known as a "stand up bass"
Danny: That's a mighty fine contrabass you got there!
by TheContraBass November 26, 2009
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Contraindication

A word commonly used in the medical field to establish that a drug should not be used because it will cause more harm then benefit to a patient.
Penicillin is a contraindication for therapy if you are allergic to it.
by MR Contraindication January 6, 2011
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Contract

An unwritten, unspoken agreement between certain elements of law enforcement and other lawmen, cherchant, service providers
Yo, Patrick has a contract with the movie and TV unit, he can hook you up with some secret squirrel, cash ot!
by weaselworm May 18, 2019
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