Concerta

A stronger version of Adderall (forget what that jerk below me said) Concerta is a drug that gets you focused. But before that, it JACKS YOU UP HARD. You get twitchy, nervous, anxious, paranoid, and have panic attacks. It drives you crazy, gives you mood-swings and just fucks you up in general. After that stage passes though, you are a laser guided focus machine. I personally take a pretty big 72mg dose, and let me tell you, as soon as the shakes end, I can write a 15 page research paper on a subject I have never studied. Say what you will, but this shit works.

I took some concerta, and I got my paper written in record time. Right after I made a tinfoil hat to keep out the governments mind control rays.

by Demoslocke December 7, 2010

The Contortionist

much like doggy-style, except halfway through, the man shits into a sock and proceeds to beat the woman with the shit filled sock until orgasm is reached

"Honey! I got new socks...looks like its time for the contortionist!"
"Ok honey, maybe not in the face this time?"

by honeybadger1 August 24, 2011

Concertafied

Being high on concerta.

Person 1: "Man, that guy won't stop taking concerta and has been up for 3 days!"
Person 2: "He's concertafied."

by Greg Simson August 23, 2012

Concord high

gay school full of teenagers who think theyre top shit. they normally compare themselves to rosebank kids. There are a lot of boys who try to be eshays but end up getting rolled by Leichardt kids.

Oh not those gayass concord high kids

by sydneyfucker September 1, 2019

Loss of Consortium

legal phrase referring to the damages from the lost comfort of a loved one, usually sex.

After Jeff lost his wife in a plane crash he sued Delta for negligence and demanded a million for loss of consortium.

by Quinn Emanuel September 26, 2008

Flying Concord

When engaging in sexual intercourse, you proceed to start out with the familiar Doggy Style. After you are set and positioned, you grasp the females hips or stomach area and lift up causing her upper half to become airborne. The female then spreads her arms wide while still airborne, and the male sways left to right as it resembles steering a concord aircraft.

"No Eric, I'm sick of the Flying Concord, my arms get too tired.

by Eric M, Derek P, Matt C January 17, 2009

alice cooper concert

when u pull down your pants so ur boxers are showing and u put strobe lights in your boxers next to your penis on both sides and pull your penis out of the hole in the front of your boxers and sing alice cooper

cassi will you come over and attend an alice cooper concert

by will g April 29, 2005