conference wife

A female travel companion. This is the female you generally room with and spend all your time with at conferences and conventions. Sometimes this is a totally platonic partner; other times this partner satisfies a sexual or emotional need. It's especially fun to pretend that your otherwise platonic friend is in fact your sexual partner as you gallivant around the tourist attractions of the city. It is generally understood that this special connection is most strong while traveling. Both males and females can have a conference wife.

With a glitter in her eye, my conference wife proposed to me at the top of The Eye in Orlando.

by conferencewifeofmany January 28, 2017

Conkering

The act of slapping a used tampon on someones face... swinging it like a conker fight.

Ali has just come on and took Chris by surprise by conkering him with her tampon.

by Conkered November 3, 2017

Bullshit Concert

( noun ) Display of foolishness and fuckery.

I can't believe anyone is buying into this. It is a total bullshit concert.

by HuggyHand January 1, 2012

Donut Conference

Two law enforcement vehicles, usually city or county cops, sitting side by side drivers side doors next to each other with there windows down. Officers exchanging either gossip and donuts or just donuts.

Passenger: Slow down, there's a donut conference in that parking lot up ahead.

Speeding driver: Cool, Thanks I was doing about 20 over.

by Rjhyardbug2 February 11, 2012

car conference

A name given to conversations had in a car at the end of a night out, in which events and goings on of the evening are discussed at length, along with the consequences of these events, people who are hated, people who are loved, the outlook for the future, and love and life and mankind in general; all the big philosophical questions. Often take place between the hours of midnight and 4am and can also be described as a "post-party debrief".

Person 1: God, what is my life.

Person 2: Look at your life, look at your choices.

Person 1: It's fine, we'll car conference it up later.

Person 2: Thank god for the motherfucking car conference.

by fordsmax June 22, 2012

pubic concert

A party of the pubes intlocking with your mate or sex partner.

-Alexander Biter RHS 2017

lets have a pubic concert Trent.

by amosc: dadddyyyy.alex November 16, 2017

None of your concern

Another way of saying “none of your business”

Teacher: I gotta go on a date tomorrow so you’ll have a substitute

Student: Ooh, who are you going on a date with?
Teacher: That’s none of your concern

by Fortnite1500 November 5, 2021