Commodium

A Gamer mega chad Pal Word :D

Let's go to the Commodium :D

by LasagnaIts April 27, 2022

Commodore

Please use this instead of peeing on the floor.

“RRRRRa da da da da, Ra da da da daaaa, don’t pee on the floor, use the commodore, raaa ra ra ra ra ra ra ra raaaaaaaaa”

by Palko-006 July 1, 2022

Commoner's L

An L only a commoner would take.

Wow that guy who lost all his life savings really took a commoner's L

by Guy Dingus December 26, 2022

Commodity

Hey! Wow! You're good at this! That's totally right!

Hym "You know what else is a commodity? Attention! That's why people are incentivized to horde it for themselves! 'What's why?' you ask? Well, if you are receiving a disproportionate amount of the public's attention, you get to arbitrate WHO gets it OR how they are framed. Look at the morden 'Youtube circuit system' (as I call it). You'll have a guy who occupies a certain space (conceptually) and he will get passed around the circuit that exists by the people who also occupy the same space. Take swole neurologist guy. He got on somebody's show and immediately afterwards started doing the rounds. He was everywhere overnight. Which ties into the Jacob's ladder problem. Jacob's ladder is a fire escape with someone at the top who decides whether or not he let's the ladder down or leaves you to be eaten by the zombies. And that's what good ole' Dr. Peeper Jeeps is really advocates. Not for disaffected young men. But maintaining his (perceived) right to leave you to be eaten by the horde. Hell, he might even cannibalize you himself. Food is scarce in the zombie apocalypse. It's about him deciding whether or not you get to fuck his daughter (conceptually)."

by Hym Iam January 25, 2023

Commodore

Collective noun to refer to a group of junkies, especially meth junkies. More commonly used in Southern Perth or areas of Western Sydney.

There was a Commodore loitering outside the Rockingham Centrelink.

by Pink Motorola April 21, 2023

commondeer

To remove a whitetail from da game-animal herds and designate it a "public pet" which nobody can legally shoot.

During hunting season, any "off limits" antlered ruminants should be fitted with a blaze-orange neck-cloth to warn nearby riflemen of said animals' commondeered status.

by QuacksO May 20, 2023

commondear

To remove a particular adorable cutie from da dating pool and designate her as a "public chick" whom everyone can love and cuddle wif, but who may not be "snatched up" for an exclusive relationship by any individual bachelor.

Neighborhood grandmas have traditionally been "old maid" individuals --- i.e., they have never been married --- and so I wonder if some of them started out as commondeared teenagers.

by QuacksO May 20, 2023