cold as a witches left tit

Used to describe something that is insanely cold.

Back in the day, witches were believed to be evil, i.e. "cold of heart." A witches left tit (or teat) is close to the heart, therefore a witches left tit is very cold.

Also used to describe an unusually mean or nasty person.

"Stop being cheap and turn up the thermostat, it's colder than a witches left tit in here."

Canadian toilet seats in the wintertime.

"Who doesn't love a basket of puppies dressed up like the cast of Harry Potter?! That person is as cold as a witches left tit."

by allaspiaggia January 16, 2013

Know it cold

To really understand something

I don't have to study shit, I know it cold

by Agcdictionary April 25, 2016

Crack open a cold one

1. To open a cold beer
2. To crack open a cold coffin and fuck the corpse inside

1. It's been such a stressful day I can't wait to get home and crack open a cold one
2. I'm so fuckin horny right now I would even crack open a cold one

by (****()) August 23, 2022

I'm cold

Usually a girls way of seeing if a guy is interested in cuddling.

If he wants to-
Girl: I'm cold
Boy: wanna cuddle?

If he doesn't-
Girl: I'm cold.
Boy: get a blanket!

by Abbsolutelynotabby November 12, 2014

a hoe never gets cold

The idea person who is a tad too promiscuous will never reach a low temperature.

Ex.

Becky (hoe) :*is walking around naked in 15 degree (F) weather*
Sally: “Aren’t you cold Becky”

Becky: “no, a hoe never gets cold”

by karsrayye October 28, 2017

cold message

a phrase used in seventeen magazine to confuse teens.

"seventeen magazine said i should cold message my boyfriend."

"what?"

by s.rose January 1, 2010

Cold Pizza

Sleeping with a guy's wife, then stealing his breakfast and/or lunch for the next day.

Jim and his wife had a fight, so she called up Timmy and gave him some cold pizza

by Poor Tim Smith October 14, 2008