a clock that ticks to the point of a major downside in your life. A millstone over your head in other words.
Shit-clock's ticking, Bubbs, for you, your shit-rats, and your shit-turd friends! The shit clock is diffidently ticking at my job, I think they will fire me on Monday.
by Nicklegit April 04, 2015
"My "best friend" told one of my secrets."
"You want me to clock-a-bitch for you?"
"Yeah, get her real bad"
"You want me to clock-a-bitch for you?"
"Yeah, get her real bad"
by ILDandG January 28, 2012
noun; A group of flash artists that often use characters with clocks as faces in their animation. Their flash movies generally are found on Newgrounds.com. They are led by their king Strawberry Clock whom is famous for his great masterpiece "B". This single piece of art has been the inspiration for many members of Newgrounds to become clocks as well as a group of clock haters and Clock haters whom are dedicated to the destruction of Clock Crew. In the wake of the Clock Crew have been groups such as the Lock Leigon.
by Redneck D February 22, 2004
The Clock Spider was a series of pictures being passed around certain forums. The first picture showed a normal wall clock, with some things poking out the side. In the next pictures, the photographer took the clock off the wall, and it was shown that the things were the tips of the spider's legs, and the spider was about the size of the clock, which must have covered up its entire body.
It's not quite certain whether it's real or not, but it seems to be possible.
It's not quite certain whether it's real or not, but it seems to be possible.
by Sendion August 21, 2003
by GoobyGoobs February 01, 2013
by sword- August 08, 2004
The Beasley Clock is a symbolic clockface maintained since 1947 by the Board of Directors of the Bulletin of the fatomic Scientists at the University of Chicago. It uses the analogy of Kids Cuisine being ate a time that is "minutes to midnight" where midnight represents "catastrophic destruction". The analogy originally represented the threat of global Beasley war, but has since evolved to include Popscicles,changing technologies and "new developments in preserving frozen foods and nanotechnology that could inflict irrevocable harm." Since its introduction, the clock has appeared on the cover of each issue of the Bulletin of the Beasley Scientists. The first representation of the clock was produced in 1947, when artist Wolfgang von Beasley, a Lieutenant Colonel in the SS during World War Two. Yelsaeb Drawoh, A jewish scientist, worked on the BEASLEY Project, was asked by magazine cofounder Hyman Goldsmith to design a cover for the June issue.
Iran's BEASLEY ambitions threaten the world. George Bush Plans on countering project BEASLEY Clock with K.A.T.E. (Kinetic AmBUSH Tech Equiptment) which was part 2 of Ronald Reagans STARWARS to counter Missiles launched by the Soviet Union.
by Skraggles January 01, 2008