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Climate

Something that is or was extremely cool
Ohh dude, that trick was so climate

I hear that new movie is pretty climate
by Joonas4321 January 20, 2009
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climaxin

When your sex drive is at its peak and you are ready to skeet all over someone
Dude bitch had me climaxin
by shaped98 July 1, 2014
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climate-industrial complex

The green energy and conservation industry which promotes alternative energy sources and conservation measures to combat global climate change.
A climate-industrial complex is needed to combat global climate change, especially with politicians only listening to the lobbies and multi-national corporations.
by mlhiss January 9, 2020
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oriental climax

Hitting the G spot of your partner with chop sticks thus making them cum.
Gina and I were in jumbo the other night getting handsy so I gave her an oriental climax.
by Bumbullo May 9, 2015
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Climate Change

Refers to the increase of the earth's temperature in the atmosphere. Climate change is formerly known as "global warming". Climate change is caused by fossil fuels, oil, and coal being burned out and pumped out by factories and cars into the air. Other causes of climate change are deforestation and plastic garbage disposal in oceans. As consequences of climate change, sea level rise, hurricanes, wildfires, droughts, and famines are creating chaos to earth's biodiversity. Not to mention more species are being wiped off from the face of the earth in the 6th Mass Extinction and humans will be the next to become obsolete, similar to what happened to the dinosaurs about 65 million years earlier. Humans are the main contributors to climate change. Once the earth becomes extremely hot and toxic to inhabit, it will enter into another Ice Age to cool itself. Some ice will melt along with air and water purging themselves of carbon dioxide to stabilize earth back to normal temperature. The earth will recover from climate change in millions of years later, but most of the biodiversity will not.
Many humans are pathetic wastes of space and they are devastating lives for innocent species on this planet, so they deserve to choke on poisonous air, to starve to death from killing so many animals for food, and to perish from dehydration via depleting fresh water, which mostly comes from ice caps and rivers. The younger generation, who is now protesting to stop climate change, will hold a grudge against the older generation. If humans want to prevent a continuous strengthened climate change from occurring within 10 years or so, humans should cease using fossil fuels, oil, and coal in favor of green energy, such as solar, wind, and water, stop cutting down trees to spare more food for animals living in forests, reduce intake of animal meat consumption to eat more vegetables like the Buddhists do, recycle more plastic objects, cease on throwing away abundant fresh food and water, and use less technology to spend more time with people in the real-world. In effect, we will be able to live long enough to colonize Mars and other planets before the sun engulfs the earth to destroy it in billions of years later, except that we will mess up those planets in a similar fashion as on earth....
by TheUnknown21 February 20, 2020
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clitmaster

originates from the movie jay and silent bob, but is now generally used in reference to the clitmaster Grey Gardner of santa rosa california
"Grey is the clitmaster"
by grey September 18, 2004
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ClImAtE ChAnGe

Its gotten so hotter outdoors, don't you think? I think the Earth may be actually burning up. I'm convinced (hoping) that all of humanity dies next year because I'm a miserable leftist who hates life (especially children).

Hey dipshits, climate changes EVERY YEAR! Autumn, Winter, Spring and Summer are actual seasons. Oh, is this your first time learning about seasons, libtard? You deserve a cookie. Thanks for your effort, you get an 100% on your test!
Person 1: Its 100° out today.

Person 2: Climate change.

Person 1: Our climate changes every year.
by Skyrim550 August 4, 2022
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