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calzowned

When someone is owned and you spice up the conversation by saying something that has an 'owned' sound in it.
The guy above me is a dickfuck. Go VC.net!
by Sclass12 November 2, 2004
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leetest clanzor

I'm 14 and I need get a life beyond video games.

Recommendation : Get some acne meds and hook up a hottie.
hey d00d, who has the leetest clanzor, can I join? huh, can I?
by Dfrag June 22, 2003
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Calzord

Cal-zo-rd

-noun Giant Robot
A giant uber robot with the stolen heart of a human scientist. This huge robot's origins are uknown only that one day it appered fighting zombies, sea creatures and domesticated animals. With a heart for science and a taste for cats, this robot defends his small town with lasers missiles and rocket boots.Why dose it need to defend a small town? because of the evils that the council of public land ownership (cplo) can cook up with there evil minds to try and tern the land Calzord grew up in to a garden center.
boy: did you see calzord the other day?
girl: what is a calzord?
boy: the giant robot behind you!
cat:*dead*
girl: my cat!!
boy: good job calzord

wow that explosion was almost as awesome as calzord!
by Calzord January 12, 2010
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Clabo

A clabo is a classic hobo, i.e someone that acts like a hobo but dresses like a classy individual

A clabo can also be used to refer to a weird yet cute individual
Jnai: Ugh Zuzu is such a clabo, i love her

Syre: i know right
by JailBait November 13, 2017
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seafood calzone

that chick is fine..I'd gobble her seafood calzone.
by Joves II April 9, 2008
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Clazzy

Midget. Small Dwarf, only to be known an MIDGET.
Omg hes such a clazzy
by Shinobi April 8, 2005
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Calzone

A Calzone, or Calzoning, is the ultimate violent act with steps inspired by actual the food, a calzone. It involves hiring somebody to rape the victim (cheese), squeezing the juices some of their organs all over them while theyre alive (tomato sauce), then chopping them and their family up (meatballs, pepporoni, etc.), and then deep frying the entire mess.
1. Riley is so damn annoying, I'm about ready to Calzone him!
2. Person 1: Yo, i just murdered a gang leader last night dawg.
Person 2: Really? I Calzoned a man for mowing my lawn too short.
Person 1: That's whack whitey!
by 4 guys 1 computer August 7, 2010
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