choke sandwich

A peanut butter sandwich with out jelly or any other condiment

so named because these sandwhich will choke you

dad: what are you eating
me: A choke sandwich
dad: thats my boy! you dont need jelly

by kow_heman May 15, 2005

Boob Choke

When a woman simultaneously flashes a singular boob and chokes a man.
Same sex boob choking is approved.

I was so angry and horny I had no choice, but to boob choke him.

by Jangus5 October 13, 2010

Smoke till you choke

A large smoke up, usually ending in somebody coughing or throwing up.

"Hey mate, I just got a quarter. Come over for a smoke till you choke?"

by The Rastafa March 26, 2009

choke-a-bitch

What Wayne Brady does if you dont have his money, bitch.

Is Wayne Brady gonna have to get up out dis car and CHOKE-A-BITCH?!

by bajawasaurus August 21, 2006

Chokey Wank

The act which results in a celebrity death as a result of a failed attempt at autoerotic asphyxia.

You know that Bill from Kill Bill died of a Chokey wank?

by Finnbarr March 7, 2010

Blazing choke

The act of attaining blazing speed while playing bejeweled blitz on facebook, then subsequently not being able to see any more combinations, resulting in it being wasted.

#1 "Why do you blazing choke all the time?"
#2 "YESSS BLAZZZING SPEED oh wait fuck blazing choke"

by k4mik4zee August 25, 2010

Toke and Choke

Smoking copious amounts of weed and masturbating to internet porn all day. A frequent favorite pastime of unemployed males living with their parents.

Carl doesn't work. He just does the toke and choke.

Want to go out braaaaahhh? Nah. I'd rather toke and choke.

by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017