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After a supple continental breakfast and some shrimp on the barbey, I put on my knickers and gave meredith a well deserved Wellington Chortle; Spot on, she said.
by BES the best July 18, 2006
Get the Wellington Chortle mug.Chortley (n): A very obese, short man, resembling a chode.
Chortley was invented in 2007 and is awaiting websters approval for their dictionary.
Chortley is composed of the words CHODE, PORT, and RIPLEY. The man resembles a CHODE. He likes Sea Men, like a sea PORT. And hes in RIPLEY's believe it or not for being so unusually fat and chode-like.
Chortley was invented in 2007 and is awaiting websters approval for their dictionary.
Chortley is composed of the words CHODE, PORT, and RIPLEY. The man resembles a CHODE. He likes Sea Men, like a sea PORT. And hes in RIPLEY's believe it or not for being so unusually fat and chode-like.
"Wow, look at that fuckin' Chortley, hes such a dick. Lets go beat the shit out of him"
"Good Grief, you fat piece of shit, youre such a chortley, c'mon!"
"Good Grief, you fat piece of shit, youre such a chortley, c'mon!"
by Brian Crane March 1, 2008
Get the chortley mug.a choit is a run of the mill douche bag. It can be any type of race or person in particular but they have to give off a real douchebag vibe.
Some traits found in a Choit are as follows:
1. snotty
2. obnoxious
3. loud
4. thinking they are bad ass but really stupid skater kids
5. freshman who think they are the shit but are actually 5'4 and weigh 100lbs
6. freshman who try and fight a senior
7. kids who usually have small penises
8. kids who just fail in general
9. kids who are about to have there asses beat
10. politicians
Choit is pronounced like chuh-oit
Coming from a french verb
Some traits found in a Choit are as follows:
1. snotty
2. obnoxious
3. loud
4. thinking they are bad ass but really stupid skater kids
5. freshman who think they are the shit but are actually 5'4 and weigh 100lbs
6. freshman who try and fight a senior
7. kids who usually have small penises
8. kids who just fail in general
9. kids who are about to have there asses beat
10. politicians
Choit is pronounced like chuh-oit
Coming from a french verb
'wow did you see that kid try and call out that senior and almost get his ass beat?' 'LMAO! I did what a freakin choit!'
by Daisuke-san January 7, 2010
Get the Choit mug.A beautiful little village situated on the outskirts of Canterbury, blighted by the existance of moriarty1991 who wrote the original definition. Clearly an egotistical middle class brat who has had their anus wiped for them since they were born and is living in a twisted reality. For someone so articulately barbed you lack logic and compassion.
The School is a fantastic learning environment for children with parents unable to afford private school fees and many will progress to A level education onwards.
Your assault on the hyde housing residents is disgraceful and highlights the immense ignorance you posess to assume that people who aren't financially stable have a poor excuse for being so. I think you need to realise not everyone has the same upbringing or opportunities in life and to judge so easily is ill thought out. You need to account for variables and not be so narrow minded.
In a nutshell, you need to pull your toffee nose out of your poo ring.
Chartham is a quaint village surrounded by awe-inspiring countryside and anyone who fails to apreciate the fruits it has to offer needs to seriously consider the value of their existance.
The School is a fantastic learning environment for children with parents unable to afford private school fees and many will progress to A level education onwards.
Your assault on the hyde housing residents is disgraceful and highlights the immense ignorance you posess to assume that people who aren't financially stable have a poor excuse for being so. I think you need to realise not everyone has the same upbringing or opportunities in life and to judge so easily is ill thought out. You need to account for variables and not be so narrow minded.
In a nutshell, you need to pull your toffee nose out of your poo ring.
Chartham is a quaint village surrounded by awe-inspiring countryside and anyone who fails to apreciate the fruits it has to offer needs to seriously consider the value of their existance.
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