chestnut

When a guy puts his balls in between a girls chest, while she massages it. Hence the name CHEST...NUT

Duuuudddee her tits are so big, she's gunna give me a chestnut

by glopmon123 October 30, 2011

Chester Oneself

To kill yourself, typically by hanging. Made famous after Chester Bennington did it. Also known as the 'Ol Bennington.

Did you hear about so-and-so? I heard he Chester'd himself.

Robin Williams did the Ol' Bennington. That's right, Patch Adams Chester'd himself.

If the dishonor for one is too much to bear, thou shalt Chester Oneself.

Related Lyrics:
1. I've become so HUNG and now I am DEAD
2. I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, I filled my pants with splatters
3. Crawling up my neck, this noose it will not yield
4. I'm breaaaaaking my laryyyyynx tonight. I'm hanging from the waaallllllll, because I'm full of faullltttssss

by Dewwit! July 8, 2019

chub chester

A child molester that only goes after fat kids.

Dwayne was caught on the show "To Catch a Predator" trying to solicit a 300 pound 15 year old boy. That chub chester always liked the fat kids.

by cbag February 4, 2008

Cheezy Chester

1. A man who comes up with disgusting, sexually-inappropriate urban dictionary definitions in his spare time.

2. A complete and utter badass

Man 1: Cheezy Chester just posted a new urban dictionary definition.

Man 2: Oh jeez, what now?

Man 1: Well, it involves a man, a woman, and a newborn Siamese kitten.

by Cheezy Chester March 4, 2009

smooth-chested prettyboy

Hairless males (usually shaven) who dominate advertisements, as well as gracing the covers of celebrity magazines and romance novels everywhere.

It might be part of the metrosexual movement, and hopefully, it doesn't lead to a societal norm of hairy women.

Married to Big Bear, who has a chest like a rug, Heather finds the proliferation of smooth-chested prettyboys in popular culture annoying.

by tuftskins January 10, 2010

Hangin Chester

When sitting naked on a wide couch with the knees up so your testicles hang freely below you.

Man, it was so hot in my house today, when the kids left i got naked started Hangin Chester. The breeze was nice.

by St_patrick-Sledgehammer7569 July 22, 2017

old chestnut

A clichéd lie.

A: The cheque is in the post.

B: Don't give me that old chestnut

by bucolicdictionary July 24, 2021