Cradle Catholic

A Catholic/Christian metal band that combines traditional latin prayer with heavy metal instrumentation.

I was born into a catholic family so I am a cradle Catholic, but I listen to the band Cradle Catholic.

by z00ts00t March 1, 2011

Is the pope catholic?

(variants: polish may replace catholic) Isn't the answer to your question very obvious; That was a stupid question (The variant form was used since the accession of John Paul II)

Manny: Do you still have a cold?

Mindy: Is the pope catholic?

by Light Joker May 31, 2006

Catholic Priest

Don't send your kids to a catholic church unless you want their asshole enlarged to the size of a shower drain. The priest will deny that they rape kids but they do.

Father: Son why are you limping
Son: I just got back from Church and father Rodney wanted to tell me some dumb shit that god told him but in a dark and concealed back room
Father: God damn it that filthy catholic priest raping kids and shit

by xxCakeLordxx May 29, 2020

Designated Catholic

The person who is designated, at the beginning of a crazy night, to be the one who attends church the next morning in order to drop off everyone's money envelope.

Betty: I can't get too hammered tonight, gotta go to 8 AM mass tomorrow to represent the family and drop off that damn envelope.

Sue: Chill Betty, Sally's got you covered. Didn't you hear she's the Designated Catholic tomorrow?

Betty: Sweet! Gonna give her my envelope right now!

Sue: Hell yeah! While you do that I'll make us some more shots:)

by suziewar September 22, 2011

Lancaster Catholic

70% of the people here are nic fiends, 20% are gay, and everyone else is just wack. If you’re going to Lancaster Catholic just wait for all of the crazy people and events. It’s basically a cult

Friend: You’re going to Lancaster Catholic?
Me: Yeah I am!
Friend: Good luck, it’s a shit show

by SmellMyNuts42069 December 2, 2021

catholic handjob

The act of being masturbated and then before reaching climax the masturbator stops, sometimes in order to satisfy religious reasons of pre maritial pleasure and sometimes just becasue the woman is a lazy bitch

Wendy was so drunk that she started to jack me off but she fell asleep half way through so it ended up being a catholic handjob!

by obiwanshinobistrikesback April 21, 2018

The Catholic Force

The supernatural force that all Catholics are connected to. Often disrupted or shocked when the Pope or someone of importance in the clergy dies, resigns, or does something considered taboo or bizarre among Catholics.

Marcus: (Suddenly wakes up in shock) Justin something shocking happened in the clergy I can feel it!
Justin: Eh, well the Pope's resigning.
Marcus: I knew it!
Justin: How?
Marcus: The Catholic Force....

by @ngrym0thertrucker February 11, 2013