Catholic Tip

Common phrase for Phimosis

which occurs mainly with Catholics

Mary: he's good craic but he's shite in bed 'cos of his Catholic tip
Deirdre: Ah sure look it, my séan is the same

Catholic Tip by Corkfella February 4, 2018

catholic fuck 

when a priest and a nun a phat catholic fuck on the day jesus was born, in the confession booth.

alternatively known as the unisex toilets.

the priest gave mary a catholic fuck in the unisex toilets.

catholic fuck by your left testicle October 15, 2019

Catholic Virgin 

A practicing Catholic of either gender who recognizes the dignity of their own sexuality and the gift of new human life which arises from sexual intercourse. In appreciation and gratitude for this amazing gift, the practicing Catholic refrains from all sexual encounters before sacramental marriage (the type of purity practiced by singles and referred to as continence). This self-denial builds the life-long habit (a.k.a. virtue) of purity.

After marriage, the couple continues to practice this life-long habit of purity by only engaging in sexual intercourse with their spouse (conjugal purity). They refrain from other forms of sexual activity, such as anal and oral sexual practices, out of mutual respect for each other's bodies and the dignity of their reproductive capacities. Likewise, they refrain from having sexual encounters with anyone other than their spouse in recognition of the spiritual bond of love and unity which flows between them in the sacramental marriage covenant. A breach of this covenant through sexual infidelity is referred to as adultery and considered to be a grave violation of the marriage union, the natural law, and the human dignity of both spouses.

Non-Catholic: Do you know what's wrong with all those Catholic Virgins? I don't get it: they're like completely medieval and won't have sex or anything.

Practicing Catholic: Catholic Virgins, such as myself, respect our bodies as dwelling places of God and vehicles of bringing life into the world. There is no more incredible natural gift, so we cherish it by saving ourselves exclusively for our spouses.

Catholic Virgin by PracticingCatholic April 6, 2016

Catholic Pedophile Apologist 

A Catholic Pedophile Apologist is a person who makes excuses about pedophiles who are catholics.

It doesn't matter whether these pedophile monsters are just Catholics or Catholic Clergy.
Every time CATHOLIC PEDOPHILIA is mentioned,for instance,in a Question in the Religious & Spirituality Section of the YAHOO!Answers website,,the Catholic Pedophile Apologists post inane,bizarre,ranting,blatantly lying answers about other religious cults,or school teachers,sports coaches,scout lesders etc,,as having more pedophiles than they do.
A Catholic Pedophile Apologist prefers to try to protect the Catholic Pedophiles who rape and sexually abuse innocent children who are virtually prisoners of the Catholic Cult,because their parents are members.
A Catholic Pedophile Apologist(some of them are even mothers)also prefer to protect their Catholic Cult religion than protect the innocent traumatised victims of Catholic Pedophilia.

Catholic Pedophile Apologist by Children's Warrior October 20, 2008

Catholic Candy Job 

This is the act of a priest dropping a piece of candy to the altar boy. This piece of candy is usually a jolly rancher. The priest will wear his robes backwards as to make sexual contact with the altar boy. Therefore, the altar boy is the priests favorite person that comes to the church.

The priest did well with the Catholic Candy Job!

Catholic Candy Job by 1113454563q4557657957 February 15, 2008

Catholic Crotch Grab 

The odd and unexplainable tendency for Catholic teenage boys to clutch their girlfriends crotches when attempting to grab their behinds.

It's a classic case of the Catholic Crotch Grab.

Catholic Crotch Grab by Observer with Experience February 19, 2011

catholic high 

a D grade School with no decent computers

Man these computers suck penis

catholic high by Anonymous October 14, 2003