Small frail boy who often simps for the slightest piece of female attention. Will even go to the extent of opening up a reverse rub and tug parlor for any contact.
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Current star of Broadway's RENT. Gives dance lessons on Maranda's grave. Also known as Jewish McJew.
I just got a dance lesson from Matt Caplan on Maranda's grave.
Matt Caplan touched Maranda's cheekbones and then cried.
Matt Caplan touched Maranda's cheekbones and then cried.
by Erikitten April 26, 2006
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you crazy like cailan.
by kmb0716 February 22, 2009
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Caelan- Oh my god la homework de expansion was sooooooo hard 😫 I’m gonna post on my snap story 25 times and save every snap conversation except the parts where i’m a stalker!
Caelan- Oh my god la homework de expansion was sooooooo hard 😫 I’m gonna post on my snap story 25 times and save every snap conversation except the parts where i’m a stalker!
by user1675930322 March 11, 2019
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