vag cage

Vag cage is an invention that is revolutionary, you need one to keep the dick out. When you walk into the classroom and Africa (only because it has high rape rates). Chuck your cage on and have some fun. No non needed abortions. If any dick goes into my vag cage they will get an electric shock up their sausage.

Person#1: Put your vag cage on uncles coming
Person#2: Gosh that was a close one

by rat_witch.com March 1, 2022

Put a camera on that penis

Used by people to check whether a man is having sex

Sarah: I think Peter is cheating on me
Friend: Put a camera on that penis

Harry: Dave and Jake seem to be spending a lot of time together, do you think...?
Friend: Put a camera on that penis

by leedsfan95 January 5, 2011

let your caged canary sing

express your inner creativity in productive ways, without caring too much about what others think of your

music, art and culture are all about having to let your caged canary sing freely

by Sexydimma February 13, 2015

open your camera

something my online teacher says everyday while really she should just mind her buisness

-ok class welcome to the lesson
-DEN OPEN YOUR CAMERA

by den_gae February 23, 2021

Nicolas Cage

An actor who can only be described as hit and miss, and commonly follows the "rule of 4"... the rule states that any Nicolas Cage movie where Cage has hair longer than four inches will be terrible (Con Air, Bangkok Dangerous), while any in which he has hair shorter than four inches will be good

guy: did you see that Wicker Man remake?
friend: it was awful, Nicolas Cage should really follow the rule of four

by olivier22 January 18, 2011

trunk n' cage

A popular method of dating most successful in urban environments since even attractive people are more likely to walk to get around. Simply go trollin' through the streets in your Prius and use a tranquilizer dart/chloroform on your unsuspecting new friend. Then so not as to arouse suspicion, you place them unconscious into your trunk for the scenic ride home. After you have arrived, immediately transport them to the cage you keep in your basement and voila, trunk n' cage!

I love living in California. The weather is beautiful, the governor was in Jingle All the Way, the earthquakes feel good on my downstairs mix-up and of course there is an abundance of celebrities jogging around to trunk n' cage.

by weezarc June 19, 2010

Rape Cage

American prison. It is assumed that being placed in prison will result in being rape. A large part of the deterrence effect of prison in America is the fear of rape.

Judge: I find you guilty and sentence you to prison.

Defendant: I don't want to go the rape cage.

Judge: You should have thought of that before buying a quarter ounce of marijuana.

by Stargoat July 24, 2011