Nookie Number

Not to be confused with the total amount of people you've shared sexual relations, the Nookie Number is exclusive to vaginal/anal penetration. Only those rated above a "6" on the universal scale should be present on this list.
JA: What's your Nookie Number standing at?

DE: Seventeen as of last night. I hooked up with an attractive young lady at the frat party.

JA: What would you give her out of ten?

DE: She was a solid eight, bro.
by DEpps February 01, 2010
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number one

being at the top of your friend's best friend ranking. A number one takes on duties and privileges that must be held account for.
Luan: yo peter, you're my number one now.
Peter: What about Pat?
Luan: Man that skank ahh nig aint nothin but a bitch
Peter: Thank you luan, i'll do my best.
by Peter December 10, 2006
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number 4

According to American Dad, that's when you poop while holding hands.
My friend and I are off to do a number 4.
by mactastic2009 March 17, 2009
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faux number

giving a guy the wrong phone number (any number not your own)
C-bomb: I can't believe you just gave that loser your phone number!?

Twaffle: I didn't, I gave him a faux number.

Both: LOL
by gitty76 September 18, 2007
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Someone that's considered a bandit, inappropriate, faulty or way-off.
Do not trust a person thar is considered a wrong number.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant November 09, 2004
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Nigger Number

When the daily lottery number comes out 222 or 444 or 888. Something simple because they just cant think of anything.

The biggest bookie payout day in the "boogie down BX" and Brooklyn.
Tonight's winning numbers in the New York State lotto are 4, 4, and 4.

It's a nigger number day ladies and gentleman.
by doosh loroosh July 27, 2010
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Jew numbers

You owe me 70 jew numbers. Pay up or I'll take your first born.
by gaysarentpeople October 23, 2008
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