Brad

I am a brad so im gonna tell you the real definition: Brad a guy who can come off as obnoxious but once you get get to know him can be really nice they normally have shot tempers and brown eyes and hir you can smell when ones coming because of the axe body spray they wear, brads are also known to be good at the sex.

P.s some brads can be total polynigmions
Guy 1: Brads about to come around the corner
Guy 2: How do you know?

Guy 1: Can't you smell the axe
Brad: Hi guys

Guy 1 and 2: He brad
by Hey aidan November 23, 2018
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Brad

A very timid driver; never takes openings in traffic and waits for 10 full car lengths before going.
Hey, here's a good opening.

Nah, Brad isn't going to go. So we either go now and leave him or wait for another opening 10 minutes from now
by eclipseretnaburn August 21, 2017
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brad

To overpay for something many times beyond the intended price and the objects true value.
He's about to completely brad by bidding $116 in the auction instead of $16. Must have made a typo.

I didn't notice the extra 0 on the price of the hamburger and just braded by paying $100 instead of $10.
by Rock Johnson2 September 14, 2013
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Brad

Hi I’m sorry about saying stuff about your mum😢 I only said it because my mum abuses me
by Brad is kkk October 12, 2018
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Brad

The typical college frat, douche bag, who gives hickeys to all the freshman girls. He uses daddy’s credit card to get as many juul’s as he wants. The ultimate college asshole
Person one: “Did you see that asshole trying to hit on every girl at the bar last night?”

Person two: “Yeah, what a Brad thing to do”
by Carlton694201738 November 06, 2017
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brad sucks

Indie rock band with good music, with songs like Overreacting, Making Me Nervous, Dirtbag, Sick as a Dog, he's probably gonna get big.
Brad sucks is run by a guy named Brad
by GoodTrippingMusic November 25, 2017
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Brad Anderson

Adjective: someone who is so bad at sex that they have never knowingly had physical relations with a heterosexual woman who enthusiastically participates in sex.

Refers to a now legendary tweet by one Brad Anderson at 5.14pm on 5/12/19 where, replying to a sex ban brought about by the fetal heartbeat controversy Anderson said "I get the point you're trying to make, but I have yet to meet a hetero woman who enthusiastically participates in sex."
Jeez, that guy was a complete Brad Anderson. I've had urinary tract infections that have given me more feels than that man's fumblings.
by BigDaddyCash May 13, 2019
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