boners

A group of musicians who play the trombone. Usually used in an informal context, such as marching.

The flutes screwed up another chart that the boners set perfectly.

by POKETNRJSH September 16, 2008

Super Bowels

when you eat so much junk food/ drink so much beer during the Super Bowl that you have a bowel movement equivalent to nuclear diarrhea

Dad: Son, where have you been? You missed Bruce Springsteen!

Son: Shit! It cause I drank too much and got the Super Bowels during the second quarter!

by Ryan Coconut February 1, 2009

Bonershrinker

An ugly/fugly female who looks so bad that if you look at her your boner will go away.

If you look up the word bonershrinker in the dictionary you will see a picture of Hilary Clinton

by Seymour Heine November 2, 2008

A boxers lunch

A variation of knuckle sandwich.

Keep it up and you'll be eating a boxers lunch.

by pawntakesknightoff March 8, 2008

R/bonersinpublic

I’ll give you the chance to take a wild guess about what this Subreddit is about.

You can’t figure it out?

It’s about boners in public you dumbass.

I just saved you the click of a lifetime by going to R/bonersinpublic.

Just remember these words;
If you have a boner on a train station, only a degenerate would think to post a picture of their penis to a specific Subreddit for Reddit karma.

by Roasted beans June 6, 2022

Bowerson

When playing president and two people remain in the hand, the player with majority of their cards left plays there whole hand before the other player can place their one card, which is their last.

"Awe man, you just pulled a Bowerson"

"Today in the lower library i pulled a Bowerson

by Coopssss December 14, 2012

Bonersause

The Small amount of cum that comes out after getting extremely hard. Also known as precum in the past.

FUCK I'm Hard, i hope my bonersause doesn't go through my pants!

by D& Adam March 12, 2009