Bonsai

1. A hairy man with a rather large bush.
2. An adjective used to describe the healthy growth of pubes.

Man, Wolverine's seriously got some Bonsai going on down there!

by gokufetishl33t September 9, 2009

bons

Backwards for snob!!!

Kayla can be such a bons sometimes!!

by Evonna November 25, 2006

Bonsai Kittens

A hoax/shock site featuring young kittens being forced into too-small containers (jars, cubes, etc.) with a claim that you can grow kittens to be a certain shape, much like Japanese square watermelons.

See also Bonsai Kitty.

Troll: Hey guy, did you ever hear that kittens can be grown into cubes?
Guy: No....
Troll: bonsaikitten.com
Guy (after viewing site): ....Wut

Guy: Yea, Bonsai Kittens is definitely a shock site.

by computercat682 February 3, 2015

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i love bonquavious bonquan

by vpekred October 9, 2020

bonsa

Bonsa is a great friend although sometimes forgets the bro-code. He will go ho’s before bros and will try steal your girlfriend but putting that all aside. He is funny and the slowest smart person you will ever meet. He will keep you questioning your sanity and never let you have a boring time. It’s always best to have a bonsa by your side as they are extremely loyal.

Even though Bonsa can be a dog, he is super loyal.

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Jaymez Bonsall

A person with such a substantial amount of sexy points, a big brain, and a huge dick.

Jaymez Bonsall Has a whopper of a penis

by bonsall2004 November 7, 2020

bonsall

1. A fat male who slovenly eats his food quickly.
2. When food is dropping/falling on chases it to eat it before it falls. Fatty.

Dude, your fruit pie filling is falling, Chase it Bonsall chase it!

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003