bloatido

A childlike word to describe feeling bloated.

After eating all that bread, I’m pretty bloatido.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 25, 2023

Turkey Bloat

Enlarged stomach following excessive eating during Thanksgiving dinner

Christine: Hey Tai, why are you loosening your belt?

Tai: Yo, my turkey bloat is rolling over my pants. I gotta get some relief!

by christine sixteen November 23, 2010

Muppet Bloat

A condition resulting from an extended period of behavioral ignorance that was supported and influenced by something other than what they thought at the time and not due to anything they actually did. Muppetry.

Lotta of these millenials have seriously overvalued their professional abilities post-pandemic. They think they can still work an hour a day from home and eat avocadoes and sip $11 mochas. This is all just a result of massive Fed liquidity. They’ve all got Muppet Bloat.

by CaptainHermosa October 28, 2022

Rockin' The Bloat

The act of eating way too much at dinner and yet still going out in public, all the while feeling pudgy, swollen, bloated and/or fat.

We ate a huge dinner at that Italian place. We could barely move we were so stuffed. But it was her birthday so we all agreed we'd just go rockin' the bloat.

by brooklynbri May 1, 2010

Bloctober

Refers to October 2005 & 2009 when Bloc Party toured the UK.

"Hey, are you gonna go to the Bloctober tour?"
"Hell yeah! Can't wait!"

by gogo321 April 17, 2009

Blooterus

A chemical combination consisting of a woman's uteral lining and blood as a result of her period accompanied by intercourse. Often described as black gummy bears in folklore.

Dude 1- Yooo dude what's that black shit all over your balls?

Dude 2- Oh yeah, that's just some left over blooterus that splattered on me after having sex with mah girl.

Dude 1- Oh word? I feel you.

by Yoey14 January 7, 2012

Chipotle Bloat

When you stuff your face past the full point with Chipotle food.

OMG, I've got such bad Chipotle Bloat.

by masadidas October 28, 2009