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Obama Blamer

Many Americans, particularly Republicans, are angry with President Obama they seem to have forgotten that the Bush Administration caused the serious and continuing problems facing this country and the world (see Bushnesiacs.) Bush43 ruined the American economy and kicked off a world-wide recession and destroyed our image in the global community. Now as President Obama tries to repair the damage Bush caused, fuckwits across America are blaming him for the Bush Depression and the hugh national debt. WAKE UP YOU MORONS! The sad state of our nation is not Obama's fault he is trying to fix it!
There is nothing in the world more annoying than an Obama Blamer! Blaming Obama for the Bush economy is like blaming a fire fighter for burning your house down!
by Charles_U_Farley July 13, 2010
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Blame Retardent

A person who constantly has an excuse for everything usually one that passes the blame from himself to others.
Varnish: Man I can't believe that Nick is late again!
Swedish: Yeah but you know he will have a good excuse, that guy is blame retardent.
by Nicholas Clark April 17, 2008
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Beaming Schatner off the Enterprise

Yet another colorful coloquialism for taking a dump: "Beaming" for the act of evacuation, "Schatner" as in the past tense of To shit (shat), and "off the Enterprise" denoting out of the anus (as in "the prize to be entered").

Not to be confused with Beaming Dr. Bones onto the Enterprise; the act of anal sex.
Man! Your mom's cooking is so bad it had me beaming Schatner off the Enterprise all night!
by Tenacious Faulker October 16, 2008
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Plasma Beam

A powerful weapon from the popular video game series, "Metroid."
"I must search for the Plasma Beam."
by plasmabeam August 30, 2004
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Tractor beam

When a person walks past a TV/computer screen and stops mid-stance to stare at whatever is on the screen, instead of continuing on to his destination. Appears to have been pulled in by the tractor beam of the screen and is unable to move or think.
I asked my son to go make his lunch for school but he passed the loungeroom on the way and Scooby Doo was on, and he was caught in the tractor beam. He was there, frozen solid, for a good ten minutes until I turned off the TV.
by littlebarefoot August 22, 2010
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ashton heat beam

The Ashton Heat Beam AHB is a phenomenon experienced when smoking marijuana through a bong. The AHB causes a a sharp burning pain on the bong-smokers forehead in cases where the smoker is huddled too close over the bong.
I say squire, don't get too close or the Ashton Heat Beam will strike.
by David Ashton February 25, 2005
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Don't Blame Me

Don't Blame Me is a song by Taylor Swift featured in her 6th studio album, reputation. It is one of her best songs due to its phenomenal vocals, tone, and production. Listening to the song is an experience which cannot be gained from anywhere else. The song is the best in reputation and is one of the best songs in the whole world.
Don't Blame Me is one of Taylor Swift's best songs ever
by Beast96 January 20, 2021
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