Beached Whale

Referring to a chubby or fat person. Normally said as if it were a sentence itself...

(In The Middle of Math Class While Noticing A Fatty)

-Yo dude check out the size of that girl.

-Holy shit! Quiet, Quiet...

-BEACHED WHALE! BEACHED WHALE! Save It. Hurry. BEACHED WHALE!

by Nick Wagner February 5, 2008

beached crocodile

A large turd or series of turds that are partially under water and partially stuck to the side of the bowel.

After eating that #9 from Taco Bell, I went home and dropped a beached crocodile.

by thabob November 23, 2011

beached gator

A straight turd that is so long, it emerges from the toilet bowl water to have it's "head" poking out of the water and resting above the water line.

I ate a big steak last night and today left a beached gator in the toilet...whew, that sucker was huge!

by DKWSea June 27, 2012

bencheets

Dopest motherfukka alive. Ballin ass nigga from the south side who dont give a fuk about nothin. Except pussy,money & weed.

Damn that nigga straight bencheets up in thia bitch, stackin racks

by Rickross da boss sauce January 13, 2014

Benche Doctors

Expert Benche Doctors with a high knowledge of the benche press exercise in which they specialize in. They're high knowledge in this specific exercise will get anybody with poor genetics or a low body weight to benche press an extraordinary amount of weight beyond their understanding.

Jose: Hey bro did you hear about Dr.Bazan the Benche Doctors I heard he's the best Benche Doctor in California along with his assistant Dr.Engel who is researching under Dr.Bazan's supervision.
Lalo: Yea I'm for sure going to jump up 50lbs in my benche within 3 months!

by El Benche Doctor December 19, 2016

beauchelor

A guy who is newly-single and hooks up with anyone.

Ever since Dave became a beauchelor he has become a manwhore

by dizzle dulizzle July 27, 2017

Beanhead

A Coffee Bean shaped head usually then narrow and long , most commonly on lanky people and lanky peoples names with “beanheads” are most commonly called Frankie Sloper.

You seen Franks head? fuckin beanhead . Ols An Albino.

by AlbinoBoy3000 May 23, 2018