Babystepping is when you are trying to walk through an obstructed area while intoxicated, causing you to loose footing and make little steps like a baby stumbling.
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Get the Boost Bassted mug.to Baste: the act or practice basting. One must awaken his lady from a deep sleep by ejaculating in, on, or around her eyes. When she has sleepily opened her eyes, you proceed to yell (at the top of your lungs) "BASTED BITCH!!!" At which point you slap her across the face. Job well done.
Example 1: Your lady has refused to perform any form of sexual act, and it's time she learned her lesson; baste the shit out of her.
Example 2: Man, last night was awesome, I totally got back at my lady by basting her out of a deep sleep.
Example 2: Man, last night was awesome, I totally got back at my lady by basting her out of a deep sleep.
by BAM AMM February 19, 2008
Get the Baste mug.Any junkie who has been using needles so long that they have blown out all of their veins and now must break the tip off of the needle and squirt their dope (heroin, cocaine, meth, oxys...whatever their drug of choice is) up their ass to get high. This is usually followed by the person shitting his/herself and is pretty amusing to watch.
Junkie #1: I love to turkey baste my dope but i hate cleaning the shit off my leg when I am done.
Junkie #2: That is why I turkey baste over the toilet man, no mess to clean up.
It is so sad to see Randy now, I hear that he is a turkey baster. He is wasting his life shooting meth up his ass.
Junkie #2: That is why I turkey baste over the toilet man, no mess to clean up.
It is so sad to see Randy now, I hear that he is a turkey baster. He is wasting his life shooting meth up his ass.
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