bartery

In a crowded bar, the walkway through the masses, collectively decided upon as the path from door to bathroom and back to one's friends.

There's a cholesterol-like stoppage of douche-bags clogging the bartery. I'm not going to be able to take a leak for an hour.

by The Gang of Four May 22, 2006

Johann Bartendel

Possibly the greatest man who ever lived, a revolutionary, warrior poet, musical prodigy, inventor, artist, guitar luthier and master craftsman, layer of all women fine.

"You're no Johann Bartendel, you sad little bastard"

"Upon hearing his very name, the body forces itself into a bow, and must cry out in worship"

by Erikk "Gee-willikers" MacKenzie August 6, 2006

barterballing

the action of trading testicles with another man to increase/decrease size or increase/decrease amount of semen produced

Sam and I were barterballing yesterday and my stitches from the operation are still sore.

by the clit commander1 June 22, 2011

bartering

(v). to offer a BJ or BJs in exchange for merchandise.

Jow was bartering with AG to get the Reactor he had been wanting.

by noice87 February 21, 2012

barter

V. (-ed) to burp and fart simultaneously (at the same time)

Tim: Yo, dumbass, what was that?

Clark: Oh, my bad, I bartered

by Mark Cav April 26, 2006

barekini

A bikini with coverage so minimal that you see more bare skin than bikini.

Oh my gosh! Look how revealing that bikini is - it's more of a BAREKINI!!

by JRaye February 26, 2011

Backseat bartending

The action of drinking alcohol or mixing drinks in the back seat of the car because buying drinks in the club is just too damn expensive.

"Lets go back to the car for some backseat bartending."

by TheRedCrayon November 14, 2011