Diane Barnes

Shes the most gorgeous sculpted masterpiece to mankind. Shes got the longest flowing dark hair down to the perfect quirky smile. Her style is very on point and smells like a bowl of seductive floral/clean ocean notes and new car leather seats. She turns heads when she walks into a room without even trying. She doesnt realize how ABSOLUTELY perfect she is, which makes her even hotter. She can sell ice to eskimo and shoot the shit with absolutely any stranger. Shes Funny without having to try. Down to earth loyal and loves family above all. Her mom is her world. She will say it how it is even if it hurts ur feelings but we all know in end its cause she cares. If you know this Mini Panda dont let her go! If she hasnt stolen your heart already!

That Diane Barnes is something else she just took off her coat in the middle of winter to give to poor Jamie.

Diane Barnes is small but she will slice and dice you with those Big words

Diane Barnes you have stolen my heart

by PSEUDOwhapWhap October 8, 2021

go to Barnes

To defecate in a public restroom, esp. when one has entered the establishment containing it exclusively for the purpose of defecating.

I stopped into a Starbucks and snuck in the back to go to Barnes.

by Matthais Q. Lorosots January 6, 2006

Banned in China

Anything ridiculous that is banned, censored, prohibited or forbidden, that isn't remotely offensive or illegal in the modern world.

Dude: Bro, stop holding out on those Flaming Hot Cheetos.

Bro: This is my last bag man..Banned in China !!!

Dude: Sucks...brought the heat.

by BMAC This is me ! October 18, 2011

barney

An awkward, lame beach-goer.

A poser who tries to look like he surfs or swims, yet flails around in a helpless panic when he gets in the water.

by Anomaly February 20, 2005

barbed wire rape

A form of torture in which a pipe is shoved into the anus of the victim followed by the inserting of barbed wire into that pipe. The pipe is then pulled out, and as a result, leaving the barbed wire in its place. Then the barbed wire is yanked out, ripping the flesh and causing excruciating pain.

Dude, that physics exam was like barbed wire rape.

by Someone you just might know June 3, 2010

Wayne Barnes

Also see definition of wanker, tosser, blind.

Now widely known as the referee of the 2007 Rugby World quarter final played between New Zealand and France when the All Blacks were knocked out of the tournament.

He made two crucial mistakes that most New Zealanders will never forgive him for: Missing a forward pass and an unjustified sending off.

"Wayne Barnes the Rugby referee needs to get his eyes checked"

by Matt Astle November 26, 2007

Burned

1) an expression used to discribe a particularily harsh insult (a burn)
2) an expression used when someone had a negative past experience
3) when an extreme amount of heat is applied to something long enough to alter it

Man, you got burned by that loser!
My childhood really burned me.
Damnit, the toaster burned me!

by acephalous April 1, 2004