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Baltimore Crabcake 

A devastating punch to the solar plexis or lower sternum, with ones middle knuckle protruding from the rest of his or her fist. If done correctly, the blow will possibly crack the sternum, similar to how one cracks the outer shell of a crab to get to its meat and make crabcakes, which Maryland is famous for. It can also incur internal bleeding, vomiting and perhaps even paralyzation.

It is not often used as it requires a great deal of force, and in the time the said Baltimoreon is charging up for his vicious blow, the other contender could easily execute a jab to the face or ribs, rendering the potential Crabcake useless and thus turning the tide of the fight.

Less known among the actual folk of Baltimore, it's more used among Baltimoreons who have left the city and use the attack as a sense of self pride for their birth city when in danger.

Heard to be reffered to also as a Dundalk Crabcake and a Chesapeake Punch. Similar moves from non-Baltimoreons have been jokingly called things such as The Angry Prairie Dog (reffering to how one out of five knuckles is sticking out, not unlike how a prairie dog rises from his hole to check the area) and The Knuckle of Destiny.
"James got into a fight with a guy in Tampa last week. Do you know the details?"

"Yeah, the guy was too busy mouthing off to his friends to notice James had wound up for a Baltimore Crabcake. The guy fell like a sack of shit."
Baltimore Crabcake by sixguns3 December 19, 2008
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Baltimore Oyster Shuck 

The male is standing up and the female is laying on the bed on her side. Right before the guy skeets he yells out "Yahtzee!" and skeets in between her butt cheeks. The skeet acts as the actual oyster and the cheeks are the shells.
I gave this bitch the Baltimore Oyster Shuck last night. I spread her butt cheeks back and forth and found a pearl.

Baltimore Gatorade bath

An event in which an NFL team dumps the cooler of Gatorade on its coach after a regular season win, well before a division or playoff spot is locked up. This term was coined after Baltimore Ravens players gave coach John Harbaugh a Gatorade bath after winning a regular season game in Pittsburgh in week 8 of the 2011 season. It was their Super Bowl.

Harbaugh was also given a Baltimore Gatorade bath after the Ravens defeated the San Francisco 49ers a few weeks later; a team coached by John's brother, Jim.
Holy crap! We beat a team who has owned us for years! This calls for a Baltimore Gatorade bath!

Baltimore Ham

A slang term used for "watermellon" It is somewhat racist towards black people, implying that they cannot afford real ham, and that they have watermellon a lot.
Black Child: daddy can we please have ham for dinner
Black Man: sry sugar we cant afford a real ham. we'll have some watermellon and fried chicken instead. That stuffs baltimore ham!
Baltimore Ham by HorseLoverTry5 April 13, 2009

baltimore car jacking 

The act of someone taking a shit in someone eles's car.
I was the victom of a baltimore car jacking! He said he could not hold it.
baltimore car jacking by Slap Happy September 17, 2006

Baltimore Pizza Roll 

An Arab form of sex in which a woman deeply shoves her nails in a guy's penis hole, repeatedly shoves it up and down, and then delicately licks the never ending flow of blood from his dick as if the sauce of a pizza roll.
Angelina gave her boyfriend an unsuspecting baltimore pizza roll which made him orgasm profusely.

Baltimore Barge 

A rare sexual act taking part in a bathtub full of water. This act includes two partners laying in the bathtub. Both the participants take craps and whoever's shit floats across the water and hits the other person in the face first wins. No if ands or buts about it ...it is a two person sport.
Bermcats do not like to play Baltimore Barge due to thier lack of loving the taste of someone elses turds.
Baltimore Barge by ernietrickle February 16, 2010