Swag Attack

A word used when someone is feeling an overload of confidence. It also sounds cool to shout it out on the dance floor, magically making a hoard of hot chicks swarm around you. Use it wisely.

"Someone call 911, I think I'm having a SWAG attack!"

by RABBIDKITTEH November 13, 2011

groin attack

physically hitting the testicles in hand to hand combat, bullying, or a practical joke on people.

The kid was weaker than the bully he was fighting, so with all his strength, he KICKED the bully's ass by kicking him in the nuts! Such as great groin attack!

Kid: YEAH!!!
Bully: OWWWW!!!!!

by cool91a May 28, 2014

Chav attack

When you are walking down the road or entering and leaving the local shops premises and are randomly verbally abused or physically attacked by a group, consisting of a number of chavs and / or chavettes, for no other reason than their ignorance, lack of intelligence and education.

Be aware that they are pack animals and therefore will only attack in groups as a chav is a complete wus when on their own.
Although chavs believe that demonstrating this behaviour in front of other chavs gains them street cred, in reality it only gives these vermin ASBOstatus.

One may say, "Yesterday evening I was Chav attacked while exiting the local offy for legally purchasing alcoholic beverages solely for myself and not illegally purchasing alcohol for the under-age marauders congregated in the vicinity.

by Rosy Rogers April 29, 2020

Stealth Sack Attack

When your colleague or supervisor sneaks up behind you and stands so close to you while you're seated at your desk, that their balls are resting on your shoulder and you don't notice

Willidan almost laid a greek cheese out of shock when he realised that he was the victim of a stealth sack attack.

by netmonkey February 20, 2009

angry anal attack

Wen u shove ya loave up a biches"s ass crack after she was pissed at u for smokin all da weed.

Clarees wad pissed at meh for smokin all da dope,so i gave da bicth an angry anal attack,ya know wat im sayin.

by Dum albino jew rhino April 2, 2017

Steiner’s Attack

An attack that would save us all

(Downfall)

“Dont worry, Steiner’s attack will save us.”

by I cant wake up May 15, 2022

kanak attack

The feeling of intense laziness that one gets from eating too much. Used mainly in Hawaii.

After pounding three plate lunches I had a major kanak attack.

by clawthorneridah May 12, 2007