astrofeltching

Stretching the japseye of one man so another man can have sex with it, then sucking the cum out of the stretched japseye.

he did what? really? i thought astrofeltching was impossible!

by Annun. April 15, 2008

astrodidous

could mean many different things, depending on the use of the word
-atrotious
-horendous
-amazing
-Fantasticin purple pen

Wow, Bobby, ya face is so astrodidous. in a bad way

by Kailabeth. April 10, 2009

astroeconomicalism

A doughnut

Frank: man I'm hungry
Lola: Yeah I could go for an astroeconomicalism right now

by zanthemum March 8, 2010

Astroballas

Astroballas are an amazing band!
not very known, but will be soon
dont you worry about that!
join our facebook fan page!
just type astroballas (: duh!

yaa!

hottties, baaabes! ;) haha

OMFG YA!! ASTROBALLAS! THEY'RE AWEEESOME!

by astroballas May 26, 2010

astrobortology

Is the study of astro-abortions. Mothers who are deciding to or deciding not to have an abortion might look at their future baby's zodiac symbol and derive from their possible nature wether they will be a good match for her or the already existing family.

I was reading my Astrobortology Pamphlet and have come to the decision to keep my fetus because he will make a great sibling for my already 2 year old daughter

by V-Popp April 14, 2015

Astrobate

It's when you place a plastic bag on you head and you masturbate and try to finish out before you pass out.

I was bored the other day and had some leftover Walmart bag so I astrobated.

by bigfatcody420 September 8, 2016

Astro Martin

When you make a baby as the International Space Station flies over.

Hey, What’s your name?
Astro Martin
Oh, right... ok

by Dimension13 October 3, 2019