Assclappius

The alternative name for the Greek god Asclepius. Also known as the god of doctors, and medicine.

I made my Dark Souls character name Assclappius. To poke fun at a Greek god.

by Th3Magicbox May 29, 2017

assrapingly

to describe an extreme of something

i am assrapingly high right now

by sunny 🌞 July 25, 2017

Ass-crap

Just underneath crap, which is an overused term.

Your guitar playing is worse than crap. It is ass-crap.

by Weinsist June 29, 2018

Asscrack

Or butt crack

You're an asscrack

by Asscrack Master March 10, 2019

Asscapper 3000

A tiny pistol placed in ones asshole as a self protection purcaution.

To use the Asscapper 3000

1. Pull pants down

2. Assume crab position

3. Clap ass cheeks to fire

Haley survived being mugged thanks to the Asscapper 3000

by Spoodz February 6, 2020

asscrack

the thing reason you look at your plumber

Guy: Look at that plumber's asscrack, bro!
Guy 2: Sick!

by lazarbeamsfan11 June 26, 2020

Asscrack

Some place/think that's hairy, brown and covered in shit.

India and Iraq are asscracks

by Keef Scott September 13, 2020