The result from eating too much Taco Bell, running to the bathroom and using the whole roll of TP because your shit came out like an exploding rocket and more ended up on your ass then in the toilet.
by reeferdave January 14, 2011
The Ass Crap Machine is the result of a horrific labratory experiment gone wrong that created the terrifying device, the precise origin and function of which is unknown. However, although the purpose of the machine has yet to be discovered, it is known that once the Ass Crap Machine is activated, it can never be shut off.
by Cornelious Von Stinktenburg February 21, 2005
When one is inebriated to the point where they lose control of their bowels and defecate themselves.
by Conorwonor March 14, 2010
by Jillster June 15, 2003
when toilet paper has not completely removed the crap from your ass. The resulting crap ass condition will leave you with an irritated bung, causing you to walk funny.
While john was hiking in the mountains, he came down with a bad case of crap ass, and had to resort to using a leaf.
by greg October 01, 2003
"Dude that guy is such a total crap ass for not going to the movies with you."
"That new cell phone was so crap ass because it broke right away!"
"That new restaurant is such crap ass, everything tastes really bad and is way overpriced!"
"That new cell phone was so crap ass because it broke right away!"
"That new restaurant is such crap ass, everything tastes really bad and is way overpriced!"
by BetsyD November 21, 2005
by HedCandy November 24, 2007