Something that isn't real, sometimes used as a metaphor or as a response to an unwanted piece ok knowledge
friend: Did you know that on average 100 people choke on ball point pens a year
Me: Bro, find the guy who asked and tell him
Me: Bro, find the guy who asked and tell him
by ZomBro_BOSS April 12, 2022
Get the The guy who asked mug.1. typically after a large poo, see evolution of man; the follow up turd befor you leave the seat. This thin turd stays together but doesn't initially drop into the bowl. It may go sideways and hit the lid, doubleback and get your outer butt.
2. a wipe that should have struck paydirt, but ended up on your thumb or edge of hand. very messy.
2. a wipe that should have struck paydirt, but ended up on your thumb or edge of hand. very messy.
I just too a huge crapper, and on cleaning up I noticed a poo askew! I had to wipe half my butt and the bowl!
by Bud E Love May 14, 2003
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Get the Asker mug.That random guy:
"DAAYYYUMMM, last week was great, I went skateboarding, before going to Dave's party and-"
Me:
"Damn that's craaaaaazzzzzzy, but tell me who tf asked"
"DAAYYYUMMM, last week was great, I went skateboarding, before going to Dave's party and-"
Me:
"Damn that's craaaaaazzzzzzy, but tell me who tf asked"
by JustAnotherDailyInternetUser May 4, 2021
Get the who tf asked mug.Once upon a time, there was The Guy Who Asked. He was a secret person, never to be seen by anyone, or known to exist. A lonely, Goofy Ahh Goober once said, “Who asked?” To Joe Dacock. Joe Dacock waited for a “I did” but there was nobody.
Later that day, Goofy Ahh Goober went to seek The Guy Who Asked.
15 years later…
Goofy’s family and friends were worried. Goofy Ahh Goober had not been seen in 15.69 years, and was never seen again. The end.
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Later that day, Goofy Ahh Goober went to seek The Guy Who Asked.
15 years later…
Goofy’s family and friends were worried. Goofy Ahh Goober had not been seen in 15.69 years, and was never seen again. The end.
Like for part 2!
That is The Guy Who Asked Story.
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Get the The Guy Who Asked Story mug.It is that strange thing when you are awake but can't move at all for the first few minutes after you wake up.
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