When you wipe your arse and then a piece of toilet paper gets stuck which later proceeds to be folded around then falls out in a peculiar shape similiar to origami.
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small specks of poo that fall down on to the toilet seat while wiping. Particularly visible on white toilet seats (but carpets do an excellent job of concealing them). Usually observed among those with hairy cracks and high-fibre diets.
small specks of poo that fall down on to the toilet seat while wiping. Particularly visible on white toilet seats (but carpets do an excellent job of concealing them). Usually observed among those with hairy cracks and high-fibre diets.
Son: Dad, did Uncle Jim come to visit again?
Father: Yes, why do you ask?
Son: I saw some arse dandruff on the toilet seat.
Father: Yes, why do you ask?
Son: I saw some arse dandruff on the toilet seat.
by coazeau July 29, 2012
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"Did you see that Arse Licking Lizzy lick the boss' arse hole?"
''yeah man''
"she now has poo on her nose"
"Ye, she might as well of just fuked the boss. Silly slut"
''yeah man''
"she now has poo on her nose"
"Ye, she might as well of just fuked the boss. Silly slut"
by psdoffe November 17, 2011
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"Josh, where are you?" Josh: "I'm upstairs" "Arse me bollocks you are!"
Or
"I got the new iPhone 6!" "Arse me bollocks you did!"
Or
"I got the new iPhone 6!" "Arse me bollocks you did!"
by TehEnglishJuan October 24, 2014
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I knew you were, bro.
You're an arse man.
You're a massive arse man
What you saying?
I'm saying you're an arse man, Waj.
You giving me batty chirps, bro?
You calling me a wammer?
No.
Fuck Off!
I knew you were, bro.
You're an arse man.
You're a massive arse man
What you saying?
I'm saying you're an arse man, Waj.
You giving me batty chirps, bro?
You calling me a wammer?
No.
Fuck Off!
by Wajjjjjjing January 23, 2015
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