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Arse Raptor

Men who prey upon young, attractive women in bars or night clubs. They often move quickly from area to area and hunt in packs, hence the likeness to raptors. These are the kind of men who are often from an upper middle class background and use understand the concept of 'lad points' and 'banterousness'.
Arseraptor 1 - 'Well hello there ladies. My friends and I have been struck by your beauty and grace. Can I buy you a drink?'

Girl - 'Piss off, you Arse Raptor.'

Arseraptor 2 - 'That was a class example of banterous behavior. Lad points all round!'
by CorporalL98 July 10, 2011
mugGet the Arse Raptormug.

Arse Carrots

When one goes to a farmers market or large supermarket with the intention of buying large quantities of long, skinny, withered looking cheap carrots. The soul intention of this purchase is not to make a stew or soup, but to place the carrots up one's rectum for self pleasure. Each carrot needs to be placed in the garbage after one use, hence why large quantities are purchased.
"Hey Stuart whats with that large bag of carrots you have just bought?. Are you making a lovely carrot soup this evening?"

"No Steve, these carrots are not of a high quality, so soup is out of the question. I have bought these to I can insert them in my bottom"

"Ohh I see, I must remember to get some Arse Carrots myself when I am next at the Supermarket"
by El_Web October 24, 2012
mugGet the Arse Carrotsmug.

Tear-arsing

Paul was tear-arsing down the hill on his bicycle
by Ikeweb June 10, 2016
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Back Arse

An arse that’s so flat it carries on from the back
Guy 1: Look at that Gal over dere, looking sweet styl

Guy 2: Nahhh bro that ain’t it, she got the Back arse 😂
by Back inspector May 25, 2021
mugGet the Back Arsemug.

Arse Licker

Someone who will do anything to impress a certain person, even if they make a fool out of themselves.
"Hey Joe, let me tie your shoelace for you!"

"What an arse licker."
by milldotarmy March 16, 2009
mugGet the Arse Lickermug.

arse fedora

Noun

1. A more detailed version of asshat. Generally a person who has a more jerky, pretentious, and/or egotistical quality than an asshat or a butt bowler.
"Wow. He's so past asshat status that he has become a arse fedora."
by Serpentina Solis July 27, 2006
mugGet the arse fedoramug.

Arse wasps

A small cloud of imaginary insects that viciously attack the anus after consuming a particularly potent curry.
by TheShadowOfLenin January 12, 2004
mugGet the Arse waspsmug.

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