An awful ISP that ruins everything it touches. Only douchebags and losers use it. AOL provides the worst service possible. I know somone that actually still uses AOL. He tries to commit suicide daily, but we always catch him in the act. Damn you AOL! Your shitty service is going to cost us an aquaintance!
Me: Man, you hear about Joe?
Steve: No, what happened?
Me: His AOL kicked him off for the fifth time this hour, so he slit his wrists. He'll be ok, but we've got to get him onto a more reliable service.
Steve: I've got some old Prodigy disks at home; will that work?
Me: Hmm... a 14 year old dead ISP provider vs AOL. Yeah, Prodigy wins.
Steve: No, what happened?
Me: His AOL kicked him off for the fifth time this hour, so he slit his wrists. He'll be ok, but we've got to get him onto a more reliable service.
Steve: I've got some old Prodigy disks at home; will that work?
Me: Hmm... a 14 year old dead ISP provider vs AOL. Yeah, Prodigy wins.
by Hano-Bano February 28, 2008
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Have a strange, vast -- possibly-infinite -- supply of frisbees. Some rumors have it that the company went out of business in the 1790s, or perhaps after the War of 1812, and ever since have been dishing out their frisbees wherever possible: at gas-stations, malls, theaters, and, most commonly, in your own mail-box.
A strange defect was quickly found in the frisbees: if laid atop one another for too long (aka, stacked -- their most common appearance), they become glued together over time. This is where one can easily convert said frisbees into make-shift coasters and lay their soft-drinks on.
Have a strange, vast -- possibly-infinite -- supply of frisbees. Some rumors have it that the company went out of business in the 1790s, or perhaps after the War of 1812, and ever since have been dishing out their frisbees wherever possible: at gas-stations, malls, theaters, and, most commonly, in your own mail-box.
A strange defect was quickly found in the frisbees: if laid atop one another for too long (aka, stacked -- their most common appearance), they become glued together over time. This is where one can easily convert said frisbees into make-shift coasters and lay their soft-drinks on.
"Hey Bob, I got twenty-three frisbees today!"
"Wow, that's almost close to the record of a hundred-and-seventy-five!"
"Yeah! Too bad half of them are stuck together, though."
"Wait, you don't know about the coaster-trick?"
"The coaster trick?"
"Yeah, you put the frisbees on your desk and then put your drink on 'em."
"Wow, I never knew that!"
"The more you know, huh."
"Hey, Bob... I'm having a BBQ tomorrow, and..."
"I'm sure the family would love to!"
"Great! I'll call you tomorrow!"
"Great!"
As you can see, AOL also brings the community together.
"Wow, that's almost close to the record of a hundred-and-seventy-five!"
"Yeah! Too bad half of them are stuck together, though."
"Wait, you don't know about the coaster-trick?"
"The coaster trick?"
"Yeah, you put the frisbees on your desk and then put your drink on 'em."
"Wow, I never knew that!"
"The more you know, huh."
"Hey, Bob... I'm having a BBQ tomorrow, and..."
"I'm sure the family would love to!"
"Great! I'll call you tomorrow!"
"Great!"
As you can see, AOL also brings the community together.
by cag March 29, 2007
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by michael's dad February 16, 2005
Get the AOL mug.i'm totally kidding. that AOL crap had so much spyware. and once we switched to a different ISP we had so much junk e-mails from them and stuff like pop-ups to get us to re-subscribe that we had to buy a new computer.
by Mary Lane June 4, 2005
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by Seymour Johnson June 13, 2005
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THEY ARE BITCHES I HATE THEM!!
when i had it i thought it was the best ISP ever until it crashed all the time and slowed down my computer. it takes like 2 minutes just to connect. and they added so many shitty spyware to my computer that they fucking broke the DNS. i couldn't be online for like 20 days trying to figure out what was wrong i tried canceling my account but they still charged me like $60 bucks, instead of $23! and they said if you cancel in less then 50 days you wont be charged. they do anything they can to make you stay with them as your ISP. they even beg if you want a netscape as your new ISP(which is another internet service made by AOL)
they are total liars
THEY ARE BITCHES I HATE THEM!!
when i had it i thought it was the best ISP ever until it crashed all the time and slowed down my computer. it takes like 2 minutes just to connect. and they added so many shitty spyware to my computer that they fucking broke the DNS. i couldn't be online for like 20 days trying to figure out what was wrong i tried canceling my account but they still charged me like $60 bucks, instead of $23! and they said if you cancel in less then 50 days you wont be charged. they do anything they can to make you stay with them as your ISP. they even beg if you want a netscape as your new ISP(which is another internet service made by AOL)
they are total liars
i hope the people who work at AOL live terrible lives cause they deserve it for working for a shitty company that wants your money
by AOL will go to hell July 14, 2005
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