Anton

A guy that seems nice at first and is a bit shy, but then turns out to be a pedophile. He tries to sneak into every kindergarten in a 15km radius and then smells the kids feet. Sometimes he also likes to masturbate infront of the kindergarten. Theres a german saying that he became a pedophile, because he bought a magic coat that transformed him into the inconspicuous but dangerous "flying child molester".

Police Officer 1: "There was a call this morning. Someone said there was a guy caught naked in front of the kindergarten."

Police Officer 2: "Seems like a Anton to me."

by _qp23_ November 21, 2021

anton

anton is the biggest caca and he rizzes up all the huzz which makes them go "nngh anton i love you sooo muchhh~!!" he is the most nonchalant lil asian boy , so sexy , such a fine lil shyt, and is owned by big bro. big bro owns that little asian lingling. bro has a last name that's crazy. gonna take that away from him. little slave. he stole a sexy man's heart all those years ago .... but i'm gonna steal his passport. bro is a baby boy.

aka the ROAT (rizzler of all time)

anyway the meaning of anton is a sensational young lil bro that is birthed by a magnificent mother which taught generations and generqtions taekwondo bro's the taekwondo kid. bro's dad is mr miyagi that's crazy.

"the weather's looking real anton today.... i miss him :( "

by anonymous December 27, 2024

Anton

Does everything his owner Bilal says.

Look my dog is usch an Anton.

by Melvinslqyer July 11, 2022

Anton

An asian kid in Sweden thats 15 years old and cant stop playing fortnite even tho its weird AF but its chill because he’s making money out of it.

Watch out its Anton
Oww well im f*cked
*Anton after getting his kill: Letsgå

by Skogsmulle123 December 5, 2019

Anton

The type of guy to stand next to you in the urinal

Bro an anton was peeking

by Im an anton May 16, 2022

Anton

The most magestical human being. Can turn into a chicken, dolphin, ect... He's like a dolittle. He can do anything. He is the Anton, the Anton, the creator of the world and existence as it stands.

Ieuan: You seen Anton?
Ice: What, the dolphin?
Ieuan: No man, the chicken, and the human and the dolphin, you dumb f*ck.

by acorn_ June 12, 2022

Anton

Dumb bitch who looks like a garbage bin. Short as fuck. His dick is the same size as his brain so he ain't got a dick or brain. Thinks he's cool, but actually is dumb as fuck. He sucks at football, but thinks he is good. Won't leave others alone. He has no friends

Anton lost the ball again. Anton got rejected by another girl.

by Raj is a beast November 24, 2021