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incumbent advantage

A phenomena known to occur when one party of a relationship must choose between their current partner or an outsider for whom they also have feelings. Statistically the sitting partner takes the advantage by merit of a proven track record and the ease with which a standing relationship can be maintained.
After it came out that she was already involved, it became apparent that i was once again about to fall victim to the incumbent advantage.
by Harold the tax man September 27, 2010
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Rennie Advantage

The act of smoking marijuana roughly 1 -2 hours before a golf tee time. A reference to Incubus manager Steve Rennie who is an avid 2 handicap golfer.
Dude, for our trip to Bethpage, I'm totally gonna to utilize a Rennie Advantage.
by Gold Spoon March 28, 2011
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Royal Advantage

Conducting a 'knighting' ceremony with one's erect penis. Tapping it on the right and left shoulder of your subject will give them the Royal Advantage.
Alternatively, a woman can conduct this ceremony using a strap-on dildo.

Once the ceremony is complete, one has the Royal Advantage.
Olive: How'd last night go?
Dirk: I now have the Royal Advantage.
by How It Sir February 2, 2018
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home shit advantage

The comfortable embrace of ones own toilet. The seat cups your cheeks like no other and your feet fall right into place on that chilled tile floor. You know how much noise you can make and that the walls are thin enough that you might need to run some water in an attempt to cover up the sounds you're about to make evacuating that double decker chili cheese dog and half gallon of beer from last night. Not to mention the 4am chimichanga and milkshake from the gas station you just had to have! You know exactly where the lighter and sage incense are for the aftermath..and also that extra roll of hidden toilet paper in case the one that's about to face your dingle berries just isn't enough. All in all..things flow easier when all your ducks are in a row. Don't pretend like you don't know..
My roommate came running into the house and beelined for the bathroom like a bat out of hell. I think he held it in because he wasn't cool with going at his new girfriends house and needed to come home so he could have his home shit advantage.
by carlsbad carlyfornia December 14, 2013
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Huckleberry Finn Adventure

A venture with your friends that often includes trespassing, money, getting lost, meeting/interacting with odd/interesting strangers and exploring.

May or may not include profound lessons learned in the end and nature, though this is very beneficial to the experience.

Cannot occur with six or more people, and cannot happen at social gatherings (Though passing through is permissible)
Dave and Patrick had a Huckleberry Finn Adventure that involved sneaking into a Sorority, running away from a crackhead hobo and getting lost in a part of town they had never been to.
by MoleRoll July 28, 2009
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Adventure Buddy

A relationship philosophy for people who want to travel with a romantic partner but who do not want to be on a relationship tract that includes getting married, having children, or living together. Without the normal relationship baggage and pressures, adventure buddies can sustain a more passionate love life since they see each other less frequently, avoid the stresses and conflict of the daily grind, choosing to instead spend quality time together. Adventure buddies can be exclusive and even live in different cities or states.
Sarah isn't my wife or girlfriend. She's my adventure buddy.
by obx09 September 12, 2011
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Dk's psychadelic adventure

The act of, as donkey kong in super smash bro's for the nintendo 64 or nintendo gamecube, carrying another character off the screen to their doom. Usually only executed when dk has one or more lives than the other.
Dude! He just went on Dk's psychadelic adventure
by Dragoonsmurf October 20, 2004
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